A pari-pubescent female. In recent years the age has declined from about 14 to about 11 due to earlier menarche. (see also pederasty)
Poonettes are the primary fans of Britney Spears. They wear training bras and are ogled by 12-year-old males as well as stultified 35+.
by diplod April 20, 2007
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I literally peed myself from laughing so hard as I heard the outrageous outpour of poorettes coming out loud and clear from my husband as he sat on the toilet in constipation
by Benjamin Galagher September 3, 2020
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She's theone good in dance music always into activities always confused with some boy. Caring, loveable, beautiful Indian girl
You should definitely have a friend like poorvee
She's theone good in dance music always into activities always confused with some boy. Caring, loveable, beautiful Indian girl
You should definitely have a friend like poorvee
by Rarest name November 22, 2021
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She's theone good in dance music always into activities always confused with some boy. Caring, loveable, beautiful Indian girl
You should definitely have a friend like poorvee
She's theone good in dance music always into activities always confused with some boy. Caring, loveable, beautiful Indian girl
You should definitely have a friend like poorvee
by Rarest name November 22, 2021
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by Sa0765 October 2, 2022
Get the Poonette mug.Scenario that occurs when Person A walks into a public or workplace toilet to find Person B washing their hands and the sound of a recently flushed toilet coming from one of multiple cubicles. Person A then has to decide which cubicle to choose, attempting to avoid the cubicle that has just been devastated by the bowel movements of Person B.
Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.
Should the person loose the resulting cubicle roulette or 'poolette', they will have to endure the strench, shit stains and/or poo fog left behind by the previous occupant for the duration of their own stool making.
Person 1: "Christ, I just lost a game of cubicle poolette in the work toilets. I feel sick."
Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"
Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"
Person 2: "Haha, could you taste the last guy's poo fog"
Person 1: "...what the fuck? No. What's wrong with you man?!"
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