poopitations 

poopitations are feelings or sensations that your rectum is pounding or racing in a great panic state. It can be felt in your gut, colon, rectum or index finger. You may: Have an unpleasant awareness of your own full underwear. Feel like your out of control of such bodily functions.

"I nearly fell off the ledge, I was having poopitations"

poopitations by PuzzleArcher January 23, 2020

Poopfartism 

Poopfartism is a religion where you worship poop and fart, hate demons and stuff like that. demon emoji = shin

"hey joe, im in the religion of poopfartism" "if your not poopfartist I dont want to talk to you"

Poopfartism by Gaymidgetwithnosocks September 3, 2022

poopitt

Farting, you dumbo. Aka passing wind. DUMB. LEARN WORDS!!! 🙄🙄🙄

I have poopitted. On the toilet.

"But you didnt flush and theres nothing in there!"

Because i poopitted.

poopitt by BestPersonEverAKAQueen July 31, 2023

Pooplitical 

Poop-lit-ik-al - When someone interjects politics into a tread or conversation. Derivation: Old English (1947) “Party Pooper” combined with Middle English Polletiques, Polytykys, “politics”. #Pooplitical
Also, see pooplitics, pooplitician.

“The Nextdoor App is so bad that pictures of dogs come up when you search for a kayaks”

“That is as confusing as one of Kamala’s speeches “
“Oh Bob, don,t be so Pooplitical!

Pooplitical by FromFrome August 20, 2023

poopkitty 

A poopkitty is a feline that comes to support you and hang out while on the throne. They usually come rushing when called and hang around for pet pets until your done.

Poopkitty! I'm pooping, need my poop kitty.

poopkitty by Gala4 March 27, 2024