Pooking

The act of pooping and puking at the same time.

I was so hungover that I started pooking this morning.

by APALLeN July 12, 2014

merry poopins

The act whereby during ejaculation, there is an unfortunate expulsion of fecal matter. It is wrongfully assumed as an indicator of latent homosexual tendencies.

Jack : Oh yeah baby, that hit the spot
Mary : That was amazing! wait, what is that smell?
Jack : Oh shit. Sorry baby, i think i had a merry poopins.

by peter peter armpiteater November 27, 2013

Porkinson's Disease

The presence of tremors througout a woman's body as a direct result of sexual trauma.

Bro I fucked Linda so hard and now she won't stop shaking; I think she has Porkinson's Disease!!!

by BigA86 July 30, 2016

pookies

A word used to call someone adorable.

Yo i just 'erica-ed' that pookies

by spel September 15, 2010

Porkins

To come from behind.

Dude, I was about to ask her out when her boyfriend Porkins'd me!

Inspired by that scene from Star Wars: A New Hope - "They came from... behind!"

by Devin E October 23, 2008

pooking

When you are simultaneously pooping and puking. Usually Diarrhea.

Thankfully when I was in Africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.

I heard Susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. The bucket worked well this time.

by Kenny Evans April 13, 2007

pookini

A bikini that has been severely stained with poo particles from a girl

you jus got hit in the face with that gross pookini!
i bet that broad has one filthy pookini goin on down there

by aryanpride August 10, 2012