A fart upon exiting the rectum causes an audible whistle. This often occurs when one is attempting to be discreet and attempts to lean to the side to allow a fart to slip out silently instead a whistling noise occurs. It is often necassary to do a check wipe after a pooper whistle.
I was sitting in my cubicle after eating mexican for lunch I leaned to the side to let one slip out you know instead i just had a big pooper whistle.
I swear to god I had a pooper whistle today that sounded like a song bird!
I swear to god I had a pooper whistle today that sounded like a song bird!
by Doutydt February 12, 2009
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I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.
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by apache_kill May 16, 2017
Get the super pooper scooper mug.I was over Steve's last night so i made a fork made out of tuna and stuck it in his rectum. This is the known as the Tuna Fork a Pooper.
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When you poke someone in their hinder hole when they least expect it. Works best when an individual is under a table. The ensuing reactive jump from the "pooperpoke" should cause the victim to jump and drive their head into the bottom of the table.
by Long Duck Donger Jr. VIII April 28, 2014
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