poofster

a Canadian youth

the two poofsters headed over to guitar.com and posted gay porn all night
at the misc forum and watched eachother whack off

by MIKE_PATTON_3 December 6, 2003

pooshie

Slang for the act of engaging in intercourse with someone of the opposite sex.

"Oh man, last night...me and my girlfriend had some SERIOUS pooshie!"

by GTI_Guy September 14, 2006

Poonshine

home-brew GHB or Rohypnol. primary ingredient is rapeseed. assists in the attainment of poontang

dude, just made a fresh batch of poonshine, wanna road test it?

by le minesweeper April 24, 2008

Poopshit

An insult directed at somebody with a lower intelligence or somebody who acted without thinking.

1. Patrick scored a 60 on his test! What a poopshit!

2. What were you thinking you poopshit!

by globdong November 11, 2017

poopshit

poopshit is when u are doing anal and u sudenly pull out. And she has explosive diharea on the floor

I had a poopshit yesterday

by WHat The FRICK!!!!!!! December 22, 2020

poonshine

1. Affinity for pussy, a.k.a., pussy.
2. Relection of a shaved pussy.
3. The virile man's desperate sex addiction and drive for poontang.

The light reflected a poonshine from the mound of her shaved pussy.
I lost my poonshine, Bubba, so I just jack it now.

by ad-92129 April 5, 2011

the poofster

A tiny-eyed creature with a considerable poof (whether shampooed or dirty) who kisses like a sparrow, drinks champagne out of a china bowl, does the jokerman headshake dance, thinks love should not be reduced to consistency between word and deed, and who snaps a magnum condom into thirds whenever he uses one...which is hardly ever.

Shit! I don't have a china bowl for the champagne- hopefully the poofster won't mind drinking it from this stemless martini glass.

I made the mistake of discussing amorous consistency with the poofster last night; I should have just grabbed a magnum and kissed his tiny sparrow lips.

by peppermint soap October 23, 2006