Poo-down 

When two people are poo shy, or incredibly gassy, and are both waiting for the other to vacate the restroom in order to obtain some privacy.

Jon: I had a poo-down yesterday with this guy who just wouldn't get up and leave. I waited there like ten minutes, but I won. He dropped no turds.

Poo-down by Mr. Vincible March 10, 2009

Poo Digger 

A person who inserts an appendage (phallus, finger, toe) into the anus of another person for sexual stimulation or out of spite.

“Hey Monica, can I put my finger in your asshole?”
“Sure Alex, jam it up there good and hard you dirty poo digger you!”

Poo Digger by CannedPears November 8, 2009

poo dragon 

A giant firey painful shit.

"I'm about to go unleash the poo dragon."

poo dragon by Harrison March 10, 2004

Doo doo poo poo Fortnite 

When your mom signs the divorce forms.

Lucas: I hate minorities
Lucas's Mom: Doo doo poo poo Fortnite

Doo doo poo poo Fortnite by Maskedchaos March 8, 2019

Poo Dobber 

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

Poo Dobber by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009

Dummy-Dumb Poo-Poo Head 

This used as an act of retaliation in an epic gamer rap battle. This can only be used once in a lifetime by the fiercest of warriors: Chuck Norris is the only know user. When used 3 bolts of lightning will erupt from the ground into the heart, brain, and anus of your opponent. This will mean you have won the epic gamer rap battle. This is an epic victory royale.

Kyle: *finishes rap*
You: You are a dummy-dumb poo-poo head!
Kyle: *gets epically clapped*
You: Epic victory royale, broski!

Dummy-Dumb Poo-Poo Head by VeryBigBrainBill605 January 7, 2020

Poo Dart 

A wet fart which launches a fecal projectile

Damn that bitch poo darted my leg!
I was goin down on that chick and she poo darted my forehead.

Poo Dart by andrew December 4, 2002