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popeye’s biscuit

dry ass piece of bread that’ll have you choking all night bitch
“that popeye’s biscuit was dry as fucki know bitch
by biscuitlover69 August 21, 2019
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poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.
Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!
by gofr March 28, 2008
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Popeye

The Most Vicious Man In History.
Physically identified by his inhumanly huge forearms (and possibly, calf muscles), squinty eye, pipe-smoking habit, and incessant mumbling and mispronunciation of words, this cartoon/comic strip sailor from many years ago is typically found fighting anyone from his rival "Bluto", to Sinbad the sailor himself, for the affection of the possibly anorexic and incredibly small-breasted "Olive Oyl".

Best known for his fondness of a certain green leafy vegetable, Popeye (already a fairly rough and tough individual) has been known to increase in strength, agility, speed, and nearly every other positive physical attribute as a result of his eating of Spinach. Also, inexplicably, upon the consumption of said Spinach, songs such as "Three Cheers for the Red, White, and Blue" and certain other notable pieces of classic patriotic music tend to play out of nowhere, along with a small portrait of a turbine engine, piston, or cannon firing being strangely superimposed over Popeye's bicep.

Should you ever be in a situation where you have offended/attacked/are caught in a barfight with Popeye, and must defend yourself, restrict his spinach consumption at all costs. If this is impossible, your only option is to run. For the love of God, just turn and run, because as soon as you hear that music start playing, it's too late. What is that? What is that song!? Oh God, he's heard me! Oh my God, not that, no Popeye, noooaaaaaaieeeee-

I 'yam what I 'yam, and that's all that I 'yam! -Popeye
"I'm strong to the finish, 'cause I eat's me spinach... I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!" -Popeye
by Grin Reaper April 7, 2003
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Mike Pompeo

An ass-kissing war nut who somehow became Secretary of State
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
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Popeye Face

Person 1: Hey, I heard you got the COVAIDS jab, sorry about your Popeye face.
Person 2: Mumbles (unintelligible) *Drools white froth from mouth shits and pisses himself*
by Higzy Teflon December 28, 2020
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Pompeo

A sweltering, moist, most pungent, heaping pile (entire toiled bowl) of maggot infested, TKO inducing, defecation.

A yuge, big ol' pile of shit that just won't flush. The likings of which, the world outside of the USA, has never been seen before.
As a co-worker leaves the men's rooms, one comments: "That guy looks like he just took a humongous Pompeo. He is dripping in sweat!"

That Pompeo was enough to blow the doors off the men's restroom at the Golden Corral.

I heard a guy taking a massive Pompeo in the bathroom. It sounded like someone breathing heavily and dumping a 5 gallon Bucket 'O Meatballs in the toilet. I couldn't escape soon enough.

This nasty ass dude in the bathroom just sneeze farted a huge Pompeo. It smells so bad, I felt like a hostage until I could exited. Look that's him!
by solidarity1982 January 6, 2021
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Popeye's Certified

Popeye's Certified- A state of being and/or lifestyle in which one has achieved the level of "Hood Rich" in local society, but despite all the fame and fortune, one is never too good to eat at Popeye's Chicken.

Coined by: Andre Nickatina in his 2010 album Khan! The Me Generation

Defined above by: Tanner Pauline 2011
One is Popeye's Certified if you meet the following prerequisites:
1) achieve "Hood Rich" status.
2) enjoy the finer more expensive things in life.
3) NEVER be too good for Popeye's Chicken, because Popeye's Chicken is Bomb!!!
by Tanner Pauline December 26, 2011
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