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polyamorous

Assholes who can't be loyal, who date more than a single person at a time.
This bitch is polyamorous and dates 5 guys at once, she might get aids and not know who it comes from !
by BeardedWhiteMan January 28, 2022
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Polyamorous

When you want to fuck multiple people at the same time, but you're also a special snowflake.
I'm not promiscuous, I'm ~polyamorous~
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polyglamorous

When someone is not only attractive, but obnoxiously brilliant/talented in many fields; an enviably successful jack of all trades -- and may also relatively modest while looking fabulous doing all of these various activities.

Someone you would love to hate, but can't.
Mary: Did you see Tom playing the Piano last night? He was singing along in French, too! What a talented guy!
Drew: He plays the Piano too?! He's the captian of the soccer team!
Mary: *dreamily* mmm, he's so polyglamorous
Drew: *envious sigh*
by angstistentialism April 9, 2012
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polyglamorous penis

The most beautiful, important, shining penis ever. It is the best in every way and it is bad in no ways. It is the longest, Girthiest, Most attractive penis ever
Legend says the cum of a polyglamorous penis grants anime protagonist powers and immortality.
Hey baby, wanna see my, polyglamorous penis?
by Lordbriboi April 14, 2022
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Polyamorous

Tommy Matthew and Sam are so sexy and real and polyamorous innit my g my drilla
by T1 axtive September 19, 2023
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Polyamorous

In a word, Highschool.
A polyamorous's lifestyle and a highschooler's lifestyle hold uncanny parallels. In both lifestyles individuals have multiple relationships going on at one time, both sexaul and romantic. And everyone involved is relatively ok with.
Billy- "Hey Johnny! Guess who I did last night?"
Johnny- "I don't know? Your girlfriend? Jane, right?"
Billy - "Nope."
Johnny- "Oh mannn, you're cheating on her?"
Billy- "No."
Johnny- "Then who?"
Billy- "My other girlfriend, Diane. And I think I'm gunna get some tonight from my other girlfriend Dorene!"
Johnny- "How do you have so many girlfriends??!?! Don't they care that you're cheating?"
Billy- "Haha, I'm not cheating! It's called polyamorous! They all have other boyfriends too."
Johnny- "Wow, when I grow up, I want to be a polyamorous"
by kittycattycat April 11, 2007
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Polyamorous

When the person you’re talking to is too afraid of commitment and suggest that they want to love and have sex multiple people at the same time.
Jackie: So James told me he loves me and wants to get in a relationship but he wants me to meet the other guys at the same time.

Sarah: omg he’s one of those polyamorours people GIRL GET OUT OF THERE! That’s not the type of relationship you want!

Polyamorous: Having your cake and eating it too
by YouLostARealThing February 23, 2019
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