Pollen Paint Job

When it is spring and you are too lazy to wash your car and you car gets a yellow film on it and it stays.

Dude One: Dude!!! It's Spring! You know what that means?
Dude Two: Yea......A pollen paint job.

by Brodg10 May 2, 2010

Sex pollen

A trope used in fanfiction where characters will inhale something or whatever and then it'll make them really horny or it'll have consequences if they don't have sex. Usually it follows the fuck or die trope

Person 1: I love the Sex pollen trope, especially when used in conjunction with the fuck or die trope 🤓☝️
Person 2: tf is that

by darkbluedelight May 2, 2025

Sea Pollen

A special type of pollen that comes from the sea.

Wow there is a lot of sea Pollen around today.

by Princessmh June 27, 2023

Pollen Jockie

A "vanilla" looking person who secretly likes their "flowers" nectar be eaten then "pollenated" by one or multiple guys.

She's/He's seems innocent but in the bed room she's/He's a huge dominate Pollen Jockie.

by IamU.B October 4, 2025

Fat pollen bs

The act of smoking fat pollen bs is a sacred ritual known too scotland usually using a tonic bosko and a Barr's cola 2L and a 40 mil socket

Want wan ae Theese fat pollen bs bro

Aye get it burned

by Pollen connoisseur February 26, 2022

Graham's maw's pollen

Pure bangimg ganja of mythical proportions that has never been smoked due to how much of a pot head bastard graham is cuz the cunt puffed it all

Have you had Graham's maw's pollen

by Fuck kettle May 17, 2019

pollen count

When you count how many tampons are in the trash to figure out how far along the chicks period is.

Dude your mom's pollen count is high, she's almost ready. M

by edanger October 21, 2012