polled

To trim or cut off the hair, wool, branches, or horns of

polled the sheep

polled the trees.

by TT@t July 9, 2009

Pollen jockey

What you would call someone who is an over-achiever when it comes to being environmentally friendly. Like a vegan who shoves it in your face is a perfect example of a pollen jockey. Annoying hippies, vegans, or environmentalists are considered pollen jockeys.

Waiter: What would you like to order?

Annoying vegan: bread and water please. Gluten free...

Me: I'll take the serloin medium rare please.

Waiter: Should be out in 5.

Annoying vegan: So I bet you really feel good about being the reason all these innocent animals are dying. You probably support deforestation and using only nuclear energy!Enjoy your fatty steak asshole!

Me: Quit being such a pollen jockey and enjoy your food. Or.. Your bread and water (facepalm)

by Your real name 2 July 26, 2016

pollerudo

Pollerudo describes the boy who is controlled by his girldfriend

Emi is so pollerudo

by Maikraboia May 4, 2018

Polle

Alternatieve naam voor Paul. Niet te verwarren met pula of pollen.

We kunnen niet naar ne film zien, Polle is hier.

by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

dylan polley

also known as dad

known for “just dickin around” in his youtube videos and flipping dicks and banging chicks
is also insanely hot for some reason

“have you heard of dylan polley? i heard he was out flipping dildos again..”

by baylens.levine April 27, 2020

Pollen

Plant Sperm

Pollen is the equivalent of cum in the plant world.

by Macaroni No Good Chicken July 20, 2016

Polley

To head-butt something accidentally (usually when drunk) with force enough to do damage to both yourself and the object /person you are head-butting

Guy 1: jeez did you see jeff polley that streetlight last night?
Guy 2: yeah man, he nearly left a dent in it, he was so drunk.

Guy 1: oh man, I totally polleyed that chick last night when I got her home.
Guy 2: how'd you manage that?
Guy 1: I went in for a kiss and misjudged the distance.
Guy 2: you seriously need to stop drinking so much.

by Das JakPool September 7, 2011