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Pokerstared

Verb; referring to the action of having a fellow poker player reap the rewards of a unfavourable river card in a hand that they should have folded long ago.
I was playing poker against some donkey that was obviously new to the game. I had three Jacks he had a nothing until the river card completed his gut-shot strait. The bastard totally Pokerstared me.
by Roxyhound March 24, 2008
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PokeNub

A PokeNub is a person(II Im Filth II/gankums 22/30087090) who claims to have ranked in the top 25 players of a MLG for Pokemon on the gameboy.
Man II Im Filth II is suck a PokeNub
by I was Framed October 10, 2008
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Poklens

Base on my understanding, a poklen is a term used to refer to an anti-social youth subculture in Brunei.

These "Poklens" are the mix of Roadmen, Chav or a Ned, HypeBeast, Fuccbois.

How do you recognize a poklen? Simple. They ride bikes across the neighbourhood, hangout with friends and joke around loud in public (they have no respect for anyone).

They vape a lot of times, they wear caps backwards and forwards. They have dyed hair, they think they're cool but they're not as they are seen as a worst excuse for a human being. They have this certain way of talking or typing. Usually with bad grammar and broken english.

They have this addiction to mainstream designer clothing or shoes like Supreme, Jordans, Thrasher, Gucci, Led Shoes.

They have Twitter, Facebook, Twitter accounts as well. Having names that don't make any sense or just plain cringe. If I had a penny for everytime I cringe, my bank account would be in 7 digits by now.
Dude 1: Yo, who is this poklen loser who followed me on Twitter?

Dude 2: I wanna see that shit

Dude 1: (Shows a cringy Twitter account of a poklen)

Dude 2: (Barfs) Yo...dude....you gotta block that mofo.

Poklens: Uneducated Delinquent loser
by RandomInternetUser December 28, 2017
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pokerstars

An online poker site full of bad beats from left to right. You will come in with the best hand, and some nub will get runner runner nuts. Then you end up putting more money on the site and say you wont let it happen again.
you are first to act and have AA and raise a good amount, everyone folds, big blind calls with 7 2 because hes a nub, flop is A 2 2, all the money goes in, and the river is a 2. "WOW, what a PokerStars hand!"
by Sergio R. February 12, 2006
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potension

potential tension, usually sexual, that will probably occur at any given occasion.
"Yo.. umm I don't think I can meet your friend Bobby. I mean... the way he was texting me. There's fucking potension there. I'm proooobably gonna wanna fuck him.

...Just saying."
by potensionally challenged January 14, 2009
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Pokesexual

Sexually attracted to Pokemon, as one would normally be to a man or woman.
-"Yeah, I jizzed in my pants last week when I found out about Pokemon Heartgold and Soulsilver."
-"I bet you did. I always knew you were a pokesexual."
by Elkirbydiablo May 18, 2009
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Pokename

The general name of the group of people who have fallen under the influence of pokemon, despite their better judgment
Sarahcham, Sarachu :)
Lilyken, Tiffeevee
kevipi
paddykarp

alicesaur
kevindos

did you see that lilyken
OMG SHE IS THE MOST AWESOME PERSON EVER because she has a pokename (for definition of awesome DO NOT refer to the one with JonTsao in it)
by sarahmon April 28, 2010
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