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portaholic 

A portaholic is a person who instead of peeing in the woods would prefer to pee in port-a-potties. If a there are woods the same distance away as the port-a-potty the portaholic would always choose a port-a-potty.
(after seeing his friend walk out of a port-a-potty surrounded by woods) "Gosh Reggie your such a portaholic"
portaholic by beastmonkey1000 March 23, 2013

pornaholic

A person who wants to quit watching porn and/or messing around but doesn't know how to.
1) My friend is a pornaholic, I am sure he would love your new book.

2) I was a pornaholic for ten years before I was saved by Jesus Christ.
pornaholic by Syd86 June 22, 2012

Porkaholic

A person with a particular penchant for pork and pork products, especially sausages.
sausages are my favourite. i am SUCH a porkaholic
Porkaholic by ShameelH December 11, 2009

Poonaholic 

Colloquial term for someone who is obsessed with the vagina. Frequently, but not in every case, this individual is a male, and is most often in the age ranging from pubescent through the "horny old man" stage in life.

However, this term may also be used to describe a female who engages in frequent lesbian sexual encounters.
Honey, I'm sorry that I had cheated on you. I can't help it.... I'm a poonaholic, and can't control myself.
Poonaholic by Rev. Stephen December 7, 2010

Postaholic 

A person that has been warned or advised NOT to post their picture on Facebook or other social media EVERY SINGLE DAY. The person then goes on to post ANYTHING, whether relevant or not, every single day.
"That girl from high school stopped her "selfie" posts, but posted a picture of her flat tire...She is such a postaholic."
Postaholic by AMPTNT December 7, 2013

Pooraholic 

He's not a workaholic he's a pooraholic
Pooraholic by Fasteddie1959 May 28, 2018