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dick-picket

something or someone so painful it would be like sticking oneself in the dick with a picket fence.

*note this can be used by anyone, regardless of their anatomy. you don’t need firsthand experience of a pain in your dick
“all jeremiah does is talk about his upcoming sporting tournaments, he’s such a dick-picket”

the teacher caught me with hentai open on my laptop, that conversation was a serious dick-picket”
by LX ‘84 November 16, 2022
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Mr.Picket

Mr Picket is the only person who works at UMA who genuinly gives a fuck about the students. His room is a safe space and it is the only good time you have to get homework done. He asks how your doing and gives you advice on how to fix your life. He has done almost everything a human can do and is a walking google.
Mr.Picket is such a pimp, he cant stop pulling bitches.
by wedgiewalker May 3, 2023
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White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome

mental state in which a change becomes a fixation; a need to better one's lifestyle; similar to a dream-like state; everything becomes "clear" to the patient.
She has the worst case of White-Picket-Fence-Syndrome I've ever seen!
by Meghan April 6, 2004
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Picket Fence

Another name for the proposed ‘Boder Wall’ between the US and Mexico.
If (or when) the proposed ‘Border Wall’ is built... it will be more of a PICKET FENCE; because of all the protests and picketing!
by Major Thomas Randle March 18, 2019
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Picket Gabg

The pickey gabg! When the picket gabg is it is

Anne you aren’t getting the definition
“Wow would you look at that!”
“Mmm picket gabg
by prettymuchgray November 22, 2021
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picket fence

A sexual fivesome, similar to a London Bridge (two dudes tappin two chicks doggystyle while those hos makeout) with the addition of a third man between the women, who simultaneously receives a blowjob and assplay.
shit dude i was middle post in a picket fence one time and hoo boy we were high fivin all UP IN that bitch
by the most mythical of reindeer January 10, 2007
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Cross the Picket line

act leading up to getting shot or severely beatin.
let me grab my 9 mili, that asshole crossed the picket line.
by TwitChy November 13, 2003
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