Jelly pump plumber

The act of pumping jam into ones jelly pump (ass) as a form of intense euphoria

Teacher- What do you want to be when you grow up little Billy?
Small child- I want to be a jelly pump plumber!

by Beef soap October 12, 2017

plumber

noun: A man who has sex with many, many women.

They call me the plumber, 'cause I'm always layin' the pipe.

by been 'jammin July 23, 2005

anal plumber

another lovely name for a male homo.

call the anal plumber! the gerbils are missing!

by the lil' general February 18, 2006

bum plumber

a guy that leaves a dildo in somebodies ass while they sleep.
2. a homo.

"dammit jon ur such a bum plumber!"

by Mr. P kness May 26, 2006

Plumber's Cocktail

Half a pint of beer mixed with half a pint of CLR. Gives you an awesome buzz, and in right quantities, can cause hallucogenic effects.

I drank a Plumber's Cocktail once. And then I killed a bus driver!

by Bob Landry January 1, 2005

Joe the Plumber

Someone who misrepresents himself.

A: He says he is a plumber.

B: Yeah, right ! "Joe the Plumber" !

by a.h. guillaume February 24, 2009

Poo Pipe Plumber

gay man who enjoys bumming men

most plumbers you call if you got a leak, the poo pipe plumber you call if you want your pipes stuffed

by bumbandit84 June 2, 2009