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plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.
I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.
by Dan Gammon October 16, 2008
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Plated

Totally and uterly steaming(drunk)
I was totally plated last night!
by Adrian Roworth October 8, 2004
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plate

To Plate : to record a photograph on any medium. From historical use of cut to size glass plates as a substrate or carrier medium for light sensitive emulsion.
"Let's plate this face and get outa this place"
by fotog January 18, 2004
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Plated

The act of either shitting on a glass table while someone watches from underneath or placing a clear glass plate on your face and having someone shit on the plate. Some prefer using saran wrap as they can then feel the warmth of the turd laying on their face.
That bitch just plated me. Her asshole was so cute
by Shewmanga February 10, 2017
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plate

Money, from Spanish 'plata' ( silver or money). Also, anything valuable.
Man, I'm flat. First mark I see, I'm takin plate.
by anarcissie May 14, 2011
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plate

Term used in the gym to indicate a 45-pound weight, used on an olympic barbell. Additionally, the term plate can be used to indicate another weight, when preceded by the number.
Ex1: Im benching 315 now! That's three plates on each side! ( 6x45 + 45 lb. bar )

Ex2: I bought a couple of 25 lb. plates for my home gym.
by Travis M. June 18, 2006
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plate

Something flat that you can't live in. You can eat on it or just look at it. It's not nice to throw a plate on someone you like. But it's okey to throw it on someone you don't like.

A plate is often smaller than an elephant.
Don't bite on that plate dear, it will leave marks!

Do you remember Abigail from Boston, her cat looks just like a plate.

My plate rocks.
by KingCarex February 4, 2010
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