Plastered Fucking Retard

A person who has lost enough brain cells to be in the back of B-Hall.

No you plastered fucking retard, b hall is that way.

by djlink771 March 5, 2022

Pussy Plastered

Soaking a tampon in vodka or other hard alcohol and inserting into your pussy in order to get plastered, aka drunk. Perfect for high school dances or when being breathalyzed.

"Holy hell! I got pussy plastered and passed the breathalyzer test! Let's grind on Mr. Tobin!"

by camitee May 31, 2011

Getting Plastered

Getting drunk badly or getting high

Oh man! Last night was crazy! we were getting plastered so bad!

by Awesomeness_xx December 20, 2014

Vanilla Plastered

When someone, or a group of people get drunk, wasted, smashed, out of their fucking mind.

Guy 1: What happened last night at the party?

Guy 2: Yo, you got so vanilla plastered last night. No wonder you couldn't remember anything.

by mcdrunken May 22, 2011

balls to the wall plastered

when you are really drunk

Last night, he was balls to the wall plastered.

by rjscarmack June 17, 2009

Pussy Plastered

The lesbian version of dick drunk.

"Wow, that was a terrible decision."
"Yeah, she's pussy plastered. She's not thinking logically right now."

by swagoozach September 7, 2019

piss plastered

Eastern Ontario's way of saying getting drunk

Fuck bud! The chick I banged last night was piss plastered. What a great pork

by Goaby goabz September 25, 2020