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Plastered

To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.
"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."
by Chronus Pseudonymous February 27, 2018
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pastarru

"I love Pastarru's work!"
by Rollimere January 29, 2018
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prastard

A prick bastard. Needed when one or the other just doesn't quite cover the situation.
Scott is a prastard.
by AshleyDawn777 March 18, 2008
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Pastarrhea

The end result of consuming an inordinate amount of pasta.
Awe man. I ate way to much at Olive Garden. I think I am gonna have explosive and violent pastarrhea tonight.
by WordNinjaWarrior January 27, 2015
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plantarian

plan-tæriăn
noun.

A person who exclusively eats a plant-based diet or assimilates plantarianism. Reasons may include aiming to achieve better health, envisioning to relieve environmental issues caused by animal agriculture or the rejection of eating animals or animal-based substances.

They are similar to strict vegetarians and dietary vegans although they are not keen on adhering to the lifestyle and philosophy of vegans.

May also be classed as entry-level vegans.
My parents are now plantarians for health reasons.

She used to be a vegetarian but is now a plantarian since she ditched eggs and dairy.

Frank is not ready to be a full-fledged vegan so he started to be a plantarian.
by Chef Mig C. November 26, 2020
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plastergating

Masturbating and/or ejaculation where the semen sticks and plasters itself to the walls, carpets, drapes, etc.
"Eesh, your plastergating got on the walls and ruined my Turkish drapes!"
by Slanginfoguy June 15, 2021
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gash plaster

Sanitary towel. A sheet of plasticky cotton-wool with wings on it that you buy from the chemist, put inside womens undergarmetnts in order to catch all the bloody mess that comes out of the vagina during lady-time
Dude#1: Phew! Whats that smell?

Dude#2: Oh it's just Stacey. I think it's time to change her gash plaster.
by Franck Butcher March 30, 2008
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