placeboware

1. Software that prescribes to, but does not provides any value or enhancement.
2. Software that provides nonsensical increasing or decreasing values to system resources.
3. Software that suggests, but does not deliver any improvements to lifestyle, productivity or success.
4. Software that makes the user happier once it has been run.

Below are examples of placeboware, but this is by no means an exhaustive list:
Memory Optimizers / Managers / Cleaners / Defragmenters
Flash Disk Optimizers / Defragmenters
Operating Systems that require a single mouse button

by MarkRB November 13, 2009

placiosexual

When one feels little to no desire to receive sexual acts but expresses interest/desire in performing them on someone else.

Boyfriend 1: that was amazing babe! Okay, you're turn!

Boyfriend 2: no, that's quite alright, how about you take another turn?

Boyfriend 1: are you sure?

Boyfriend 2: yeah, I'm placiosexual, so you'll have all the turns.

by Xandra06 August 2, 2016

The Place

"the place" is wherever and whenever. As long as you're high on Marijuana aka Weed!

It's a code word so people know you're high, tag yourself at "The Place" on Facebook to show friends you're smoking da green!!!

Mate: Where are you guys?

Myself: Me and the boys are at The Place

Mate: Oh I want in, so... where are you? And don't say the place!

by Jacko Staff- The Place Founder August 9, 2012

placebo effect

This is mind over matter; when somebody believes that something will happen to his health, it does even when it wouldn't have otherwise. This generally happens when doctors tell patients that their health will improve even though there's no logical reason to believe that; the patients' optimism then helps heal them.

The doctor gave Jimmy sugar capsules and told them it would cure his headaches; it did even though the capsules didn't do anything. Classic placebo effect!

by iLikeSoup February 17, 2010

Placenta slap

The act of slapping ones baby daddy with placenta.

Kaya just had her baby and the father isnt around so she's decided to remind him he's a douche by placenta slapping him.

by Mumblina24 July 12, 2015

If you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place

A phrase from filthy frank, on the Filthy Frank Show

“Welcome to the filthy Frank show, if you’re feeling suicidal you’ve come to the right place” “Fuck you”

by Harambe'sRevenge69420 October 17, 2017

Placenta-Eyes

Inflamed, watery, red eyes....basically they look like a placenta has been wiped slowly across them.

Did you have a bad nights sleep?" "Yeah, how did you know?" "You've got some serious Placenta-Eyes this morning" "Oh man...they do feel pretty moist

by Jejunumplacentakate April 2, 2011