Dream pipe

a girl you frequently dream about having sexual intercourse with. I.E. piping.

John: yo Tommy who’s your dream pipe?
Tommy: Kristine bro she’s smokin’

by t.ri.stan April 07, 2019

Alaskan dream pipe

freezing your poop and then doing someone up the butt with it

Guy: I need a new way to fuck my girl

Friend: dude, if she's kinky you should alaskan dream pipe her

Guy: what's that?
(friend explains)
Guy:(pukes) BLLAARGHH!!!

by BIG WILLY THE THIRD April 20, 2010

pipe wet dream

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur.

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.

by nigerplease July 25, 2008

Pipe dream

When you haven’t done the do In a while, and your mind trails off to distant places about the pipe. Similar to wet dream for guys.

I’ve in a slump for 10 months, I’ve been having pipe dreams for the last week!

by Leebosss June 15, 2022

Pipe Dream

When you want to fuck someone you have next to no chance of fucking

Man 1: Imma fuck Lisa one day
Man 2: You ain't fuckin her, that's a pipe dream

by DumDumtheGenius January 25, 2023

Pipe Dreams

Nickname for Level 2 of the Backrooms.

Escaping Pipe Dreams almost seems like a pipe dream in itself.

by MaybeARealWord January 13, 2022

Pipe dream

When you put a 15000ftlbs bullet in a pipe cannon backwards with uranium in the chamber to force Cas to reverse 314 abortions you didn't consent to

I waiting for Guelph parants to realize their living in a pipe dream reality

by Cody5050 December 18, 2022