Pickled Egg

1. A hard boiled egg cured in vinegar or brine.

2. A solid, or semi-solid turd still in the colon that is surrounded by or floating in wet, loose stool. When evacuated from the bowel, a pickled egg is preceded and followed by explosive, wet shat.

I just heard what sounded like water pouring out of Carl's ass, then a notable heavy plop, then pure water again. What's going on in that bathroom?

No worries mate. He's a bit ill. He's just cutting loose a pickled egg. He should be right as rain soon.

by Eaton Holgoode December 16, 2015

pickled virgin

The act of putting pickle juice in a condom and freezing it. Then proceeding to fuck your virgin girlfriend with it. After the act, it's obligatory that she replies with: "I guess I'm in quite the pickle now."

M: "Let's do the pickled virgin."
F: "That's a great idea."
*after the act *
F:"I guess I'm in quite the pickle now"

by ATAPO December 25, 2017

reeling pickled

being drunk as hell

Britney Spears was reeling pickled when she came out of the club.

by insane catastrophe November 15, 2009

Picklet

A baby pickle, a small cucumber that has been pickled.

I'm craving a pickle...but not a HUGE pickle..hmmmm...do you have a jar of picklets?

by RavenUW January 10, 2008

pickled Jo-Jo

To give the girl a pickly taste;
to stick your penis in a pickle jar and give the girl a brand new flavor.*

So your mom likes pickled jo-jo's

by Carl Sanchez February 8, 2008

Pickled Pirate

A boating enthusiast (or wannabe) that shares a love of drinking and of the tropics. Often smiling and slurring, with flip-flops and a tan!

Capt. Ron is a pickled pirate!

by Midlife Cruising January 5, 2011

Pickled My Minge

When a fat woman sweats to the point, the secretions gather in her genital area, thus creating a pickled minge, which offensively smelling.

Ohhh Noooo I've Pickled My Minge!

by LuKurse November 23, 2011