Jerk Phone

A phone used only for viewing online porn. This phone is most often obtained by upgrading your existing phone, thus rendering your old phone as a high quality smut machine. The jerk phone is often reset to factory settings before use.

Dan: Has anyone seen my jerk phone? I need to take a shower

Tiffany : It's next to the soap, behind the loofah

by MrMojoRisin17 April 23, 2018

phone sex

The method of having sex virtually when you can’t go link with your bitch in person. Y'all just have sex over FaceTime and get freaky over the phone and just use your imagination a little bit to make it seem like you are having actual sex. This shit usually works best when the dude is jerking his shit while the bitch is rubbing her shit. Shit, I know dudes who could get horny enough to try and stick their dicks into the charger port of their phones but that's for another day. There's some tards who will try to argue that partaking in phone sex is enough to classify as losing your virginity but those dudes are on crack. This definition will play a very key role in a later definition known as “160”

Damn my bitch lives in Oregon and I live in the broke ass state of Missouri, I really wanna have sex with her but I'm gonna have to do it through phone sex and I'm excited because I'll lose my virginity too.

by TurnM3Up December 23, 2020

phone

A piece of glass stuck to plastic that takes up time and dies everyday but comes back to life after being plugged into an outlet.

This fucking phone is coming back to life!!!

by AZZ-HOLEZ December 7, 2016

phone it in

Perform an act in a perfunctory, uncommitted fashion, as if it didn't matter.

She sang the National Anthem, but she was just phoning it in as far as I could tell.

by octopod November 8, 2003

Phone Stoned

Being Stoned alone but on the phone with your friend who is also stoned.

Joe: I'm bored and alone, lets get phone stoned.

by ahhandrew August 5, 2010

borg phone

Cell Phone attachment which attaches directly into the ear. Intended to show everyone how important the user is because they cannot afford to take the time (approx. 1 second) to remove the regular phone from their pocket. Usually indicates a person craving attention or was dropped on their melon as a child.Could also be a bed wetter.Gives wearer the look of being half man. half dishwasher.

cell phone poser wanna be

My neighbor Jim is a real poser. He wears his Borg Phone when he is cutting his grass.

by Cletus Mangler December 17, 2006

my phone's about to die

This is an expression commonly used to signal to another party that either a) you no longer want to text them, or b) you intend on hanging up. This is a smooth way to avoid answering or hearing things from other people.

However, sometimes, it's true, and the person's phone really is about to die. This is rare.

(speaking on the phone)
Katie: So I've really been thinking about you a lot. I think I might love y-
Michael: Oh, shi*, sorry, my phone's about to die! -click-

(texting)
Chelsea: Myfriend Kyle said he really digs u. what did u think about him?
Sam: sry my phones about 2 die

by evil_gumball May 7, 2011