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Evil Photocopier

The most evil thing to have ever beet created, it pilages villages and violates small babies. Even stooping so low as to eat dirt from under a large lazy mans arse this thing will stop at nothing to cause as much havoc and spiteful acts as photocopierally possible.
Billy was walking along his street happily whistling a merry tune when he feels a cold chill across his neck, he glances over his shoulder catching a quick glance of something, he's unsure what. Billy shrugs his shoulders and continues on his merry way when the Evil Photocopier falls out of the sky squashing Billy flatter than a Two dollar hooker on the job
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Photo Copy Borg

A machine, or robot and/or cyborg, that is employed by a small to medium organisation (like a school) and has tasks which include;
a) photocopying,
b) stapling the photocopies if needed.
They have no emotion, or commonsense and as such, they can't staple very well and aren't very nice.
A: Can I please have these sheets photocopyed please?
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says Yes. Computer Asks, 'What colour paper?'
A: Yellow please.
Photo Copy Borg: Computer Says No. Blue is only acceptable.
by blue paper forever November 19, 2006
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photoscopulus

One that looks good from a far and does not look good up close
Amy: omg tracy you see that guy over there runnnin he is so hot!
Tracy: oh lets go get his number
walking
Amy: Tracy is that the same guy?
Tracy: uhh.... i hope not
Amy: He so photoscopulus...
Tracy: eewww!!! gross!
by Andreanna, Chelsea November 8, 2008
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Photocopier

Photocopier it copies stuff
Do NOT work on Photocopiers.
by Rory Collins July 20, 2025
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Photocopier

Do NOT work on Photocopiers
by Rory Collins July 20, 2025
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go to the photocopier

In an open plan office is a term for "have you got 5mins I need a confidential chat". Usually, an e-mail sent peer to peer, so no one else knows the reason you both getting up and leaving the room.
Hey, that really @@@sed me off I could do with a chat lets "go to the photocopier" for a quick chat.
by Robbiebee January 28, 2018
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When the photocopier runs out of ink

When the photocopier runs out of ink: A phrase used to describe a situation where an imitation or copy is revealed to be unoriginal or counterfeit in nature. This phrase can also be shortened to "The photocopier ran out of ink" and still convey the same meaning. The phrase carries an element of intentional absurdity, as photocopiers do not actually use ink (they use toner).

The etymology of this phrase traces back to March 2025 when the cover art for a rapper's album was mocked online after being exposed as strikingly similar to the cover art of another rapper's album— with only one noticeable difference. The cover art for rapper Doeshii's album depicted her holding an alligator while sitting in a single-seater sofa, against a faded monochromatic backdrop. The online mockery began when the image was compared to the cover art for a song by the rapper Shah, which featured him holding his pet alligator, sitting in a single-seater sofa, against a faded monochromatic backdrop. The only notable difference was that Doeshii's image featured an albino alligator, leading to the meme captioned "When the photocopier runs out of ink," in reference to the lack of pigment in her cover art's alligator.
Snugglington and Sunny are at an art gallery observing its owner insist a painting is an original, until a patron, on closer inspection, finds a stamp on the painting that says "Authentication denied. This is a Replica," prompting Snugglington to mockingly say "When the photocopier runs out of ink"
by JesusChristsDad March 18, 2025
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