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phileopead

When young children show intense feelings of sexual desire of adults. Includes ages of up to 12years old. Beware of them. They will rape you and get away with it.
Ooh don't you think Grandma looks sexy today.. i joke, i'm no phileopead

i want to fork my babysitter because i am a phileopead

i love you, but i'm a phileopead.

make me icecream or i will phileopead you.
by asiyam July 26, 2012
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Phiney poo

have YOU ever seen someone two lighthouses tall?! Well now u have! Phiney poo had faced a terrible tragedy when she was diagnosed with kinkyitis after receiving a fatal vaccine at a young age. She had terrible symptoms, such as milkers, her very own mullet, and even dreadlocks! Only to realised she had been given a vaccine meant only for RATS! to this day phine has slowly but surely been mutating as a vicious rat. Be on the look out!

P.S. she’s vegan so she might eat ur lawn
Callard: oh phiney poo, my one true love, my beloved, darling, milky, favourite student! I love you babe

Phiney poo: let’s go suck ur toes and eat tofu together babe <3

thatveganteacher: why the fuck aren’t u vegan yet? (quirky)
by sexcmincham May 21, 2021
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phoneophobia

Fear of talking on the phone, especially with an unknown person.
Dude, can you call Shaniqua for me? I have phoneophobia.
by niloxs June 7, 2007
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phineas your ferb

An Indian-American sex act performed by a male stripper wearing nothing but an orange triangle on his erect penis. As, in which, the female hiering this professional, has exactly 104 seconds to pour in 2 pounds of maple syrup into his\her anus. And then, dipping in his delicious pancake penis, and then the related sibiling. (if no related being, there are indeed red headed sisters for sale) This mentioned sibiling will then scream wildly as sucking woman's green-dyed vaginal area.
Hey Rabi Beth! After the mosque would you mind hit'n me up a lil' and Phineas your Ferb?

Yea holmes. I just gotta confirm this 13 year old as A Jewish man and then I'll take em to go get some maple syrup! Ja' feel?
by MarianneKatAnnaForEva March 29, 2016
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Phine

To shine a car in Philly so much so, that it appears mirror-like.
The shine coming from that car is blinding, it must've just been #Phined!
by PhinePhilly October 28, 2019
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phine

phonetic spelling of fine. used when you are drunk.
Are you ok to drive.

Yea, I am PHINE....
by b. hanback March 8, 2008
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phine

she is so phine
by phiner October 22, 2011
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