Phineas T. Ratchet

Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.

P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF

"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"

by clotpole October 12, 2021

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!

by rasechoman December 16, 2019

Phineas

A hotass ginger little man with farsightedness, a crush of all cool kids out there. An INTP legend.

Oh my golly I can't believe my childhood crush on Phineas is returning once again.

by Uliana Redfeather February 21, 2022

phineas and ferb the movie

you suck ass

"search up phineas and ferb the movie on urban dictionary. i have something to tell you."
"putanginamo"

by BlackAssCheeks February 15, 2023

Skye and Phineas

They are the most loving and compatible couple. They are super goofy, they are the couple that will make u smile when u pass them. They aren’t the perfect couple but they are pretty close

Who that couple over there?

That’s Skye and Phineas!!!
Omg they are so cute.

by Phin&s September 8, 2021

Phineas

Phineas's have major kenergy, and tend to enjoy being artsy and musical. While Phineas can be a bit naive, they mostly are supportive.

"Hey, meet my friend Phineas."

by Butoka July 23, 2023