Phineas T. Ratchet

Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.

P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF

"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"

by clotpole October 12, 2021

front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.

Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME

by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!

Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!

by rasechoman December 16, 2019

phineas and ferb

phineas is a triangle head and ferb has a head what looks like a smol pp.

oh look, these 2 kids remind me of phineas and ferb! the one who has a tri head and the other who looks like a small pp!

by thephineasnferbfan2020 July 28, 2020

Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension

One of the greatest movies of all time. Also, it’s the first Avengers movie.

Phineas and Ferb: Across the 2nd Dimension is the greatest movie of all time. It totally inspired the Avengers movies.

by idiot with no available names October 8, 2020

Phineas

Phineas's have major kenergy, and tend to enjoy being artsy and musical. While Phineas can be a bit naive, they mostly are supportive.

"Hey, meet my friend Phineas."

by Butoka July 23, 2023

To Phineas someone

To be as oblivious to someone's feelings as Phineas was to Isabella's.

The person you Phineas gets Phineas'd.

Not to be confused with "to finesse".

You really don't want to Phineas someone, it really stings.

I thought you were making it very obvious that you liked her, but you got Phineas'd.

by Phineerb December 27, 2020