Phineas T. Ratchet

Only one of the sexiest motherfuckers you will see around. His broad shoulders, tiny waist, and snatched brows are just a few things he brings to this feast. His voice is so damn smooth and he wears the classiest outfits around. His beautiful grey eyes and perfect personality only add on to this wonder of a man. He's a DILF without even having to be a dad. By far, one of the most fuckable daddies I have ever seen.

P.S. His mom is a fucking MILF
"OMG Who is that? He's sooo hot."
"That's Phineas T. Ratchet, duh. He's only like one of the richest and hottest guys around."
"I totally want his number!"
"Good luck with that, girl. I think his mom is hotter #imafuckinslutformadamgasket!!!"
by clotpole October 12, 2021
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front facing phineas

the saviour we all need.
Person 1, and intellectual: FRONT FACING PHINEAS WILL SAVE US
Person 2: who tf is that??
Person 1: sTORY TiME
by begone, bigot thot January 23, 2018
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Hey Phineas, whatcha doin?

CHILLIN! FUCK! ALWAYS WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE FUCK I'M DOING! STAY OFF MY DICK HOE! WE FUCKED ONCE AND NOW YOU TELLING ALL YOUR MESSY ASS FIRESIDE BITCHES YOU LOVE ME AND SHIT! ALL WE DID WAS FUCK THATS IT! SHIT BITCH ION WANT YOU! ME BUFORD FERB AND BALJEET HAD YOUR WIDE PUSSY ASS! GTF OUT MY FACE BITCH BREATH SMELLIN LIKE DOOFENSHMIRTZ BALLS AND SHIT!
Hey Phineas, whatcha doin? CHILLIN! FUCK!
by rasechoman December 16, 2019
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phineas and ferb the movie

"search up phineas and ferb the movie on urban dictionary. i have something to tell you."
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by BlackAssCheeks February 16, 2023
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Phineas

A hotass ginger little man with farsightedness, a crush of all cool kids out there. An INTP legend.
Oh my golly I can't believe my childhood crush on Phineas is returning once again.
by Uliana Redfeather February 22, 2022
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Phineas

Phineas's have major kenergy, and tend to enjoy being artsy and musical. While Phineas can be a bit naive, they mostly are supportive.
"Hey, meet my friend Phineas."
by Butoka July 24, 2023
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Phineas and Ferb

An educational program on Disney that gives examples of how to make use of your precious, usually un-lengthy summer before school takes over and makes your life, liberty, happiness, and creativity go down the drain for the majority of the year. Funny, clean, and not a waste of time, unlike most popular shows these days.
Billy: When was the last time you laughed rly hard?
Jim: Oh, I think it was when I watched that Phineas and Ferb episode about pineapples a couple days ago.
by Laz-aRe-us April 20, 2021
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