philosopher

The best kind of person. A person that just thinks about things, which then enables other people to do things.

Carpenter: I built a house.

Doctor: I saved a woman's life.

Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.

Dumbass: I only measure direct contributions, and I fail to understand that it is possible for something to indirectly benefit society. I'm the kind of person that thinks that rebounds and assists are useless in basketball.

Philosopher: I am interested in a discipline that has given birth to democracy and other political theories, the natural sciences, psychology, and more recently, cognitive science. Without the work conducted in philosophy, a monarch could destroy the house that a carpenter built without any compensation, and the knowledge necessary to save a person's life or to build a missile defense system would have not likely occurred.

I use logic to reach conclusions that are either necessary, contingent, or contradictory (impossible). Computers and robotics would be impossible without my contributions to propositional calculus, first-order logic, temporal logic, and modal logic.

by Gottlob Frege October 10, 2008

Coffee cup philosopher

A person who recites the sayings from coffee cups and acts like they have figured out the meaning of life

She advised me like a coffee cup philosopher

by Livinthelife May 31, 2015

Facebook Philosopher

An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.

Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"

Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!

by Pixstyx June 23, 2011

Youtube Philosopher

People who think the know everything on youtube. And to prove their knowledge, they fight with fifteen year old teens on video comments. Most of the time these comments have nothing to do with the video and end up being about how America is better then England or vice verso.

Video on: Bad Touch (Bloodhound Gang)
Teen: haha, having sex like an animal

Youtube Philosopher: @Teen. People actually do that sir.

Teen: @Philosopher, yeah like your mom.

*Continues for pages*

by loading.thursday February 10, 2010

Philosofried

1. When you reach that exact high from Marijuana when complex problems seem to make complete sense and seems obvious in a logical way etc.
2. philosophical stoner (Urban Dictionary)
3. When Marijuana makes you think or say D'oh!.

I was so stoned the other day i became philosofried and figured out everything.

by Shanedawg Fourtwenty December 26, 2014

philosopher stoned

Being in a deep state of thought as a result of consuming marijuana

"How high were you last night?"
"I was philosopher stoned"

by Carpet52 February 23, 2020

armchair philosopher

Person who is is knowledgeable but casual about philosophical or existential ideas. Unlike an academic philosopher, an armchair philosopher deals with subjective experiences, opinions, and personal issues. They refer to theories and ideas but do not emphasize or prioritize them; they use big ideas to discuss real time questions.

I had a great conversation with Lydia about my commitment issues, she helped me see my problem in a new light. I guess she is an armchair philosopher.

by bittTTT September 15, 2016