philanthropy

A technique used by brutally inquisitive rich people to deflect any criticism of their terrible behavior.

As they enabled a plague of heroin-derived medications to kill tens of thousands of Americans, the Sackler family employed philanthropy at big museums; colleges and universities; European art entities.

by George Sorhed August 5, 2022

Sexual Philanthropist

Diplomatic way of calling an individual a slut.

Alcohol makes me quite the sexual philanthropist.

by Pseudo-Serendipity October 31, 2013

sexually philanthropic

Attending to your sexual partner's needs like they are a starving Ethiopian child.

Butt stuff is very sexually philanthropic because it makes my boyfriend feel good, but I don't particularly enjoy it.

Sexual philanthropy is a great way to give back to the community.

by sexualjumanji December 21, 2016

philanthrolatio

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.

Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.

by flyingdog January 22, 2012

Vaginal Philanthropy

When your buddy calls you up from a bar because there's more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow.

Chewie called me up from EPSN Zone because he was with two hot Asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. What an act of Vaginal philanthropy!

by Quinmill August 25, 2007

Philanthropology

Altruistic concern for and study of the origins and development of human physical and cultural development

Using a combination of classical training and technology, he pushes the limits of creativity in performance art to a higher level of philanthropology

by cyberdonkey June 24, 2013

Philanthropology

A study of humans in need, and humans who work to meet those needs.

The trust fund baby decided to get to know the people he was helping before giving them money. Typical philanthropology!

by GoodAllOver January 27, 2017