Phallify

(v) Phallify: To envelop an adjacent student's property/book/paper/face/all of the above in crudely drawn male genitalia.

1.
"Sir, can I go to the toilet?"
"Of course...why are you taking your book with you?"
"Everyone's lurking around me with their pens uncapped"
"Ah I see, well, no one likes getting phallified; away with you."

2.
"NIGGA JUST GOT PHALLIFIED"

3.

Student: "He's gone, and he's left his homework behind."

Teacher: "Phallify that shit. NOW."

4.

Man #1: "Hahaha that wasteman passed out after three drinks!"

Man #2: "Let's rape him!"

Man #1: "...Or we could just phallify him?"

Bill: "Yeah, fuck it, go on then"

by ßæ$† December 15, 2009

phallic appendage

dick, penis, wang, milk maker, homemade ice cream machine, wanker, bird, hot dog, weiner, meat rod, genital stick, underdeveloped third leg, skin flute ,glory wand, infant starter, sausage roll, sock crisper, cream substitute, human fertilizer, jizz canon, ass destroyer

whoops it appears that i have sent thee a digital portrait of my phallic appendage

by governmentsarenotsupposetomilk February 17, 2023

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LONGEST WORD

According to the Guiness book of World Records, the longest word ever to occur in a literary work has to do with a fricassee, with 17 sweet and sour ingredients, including brains, honey vinegar, fish, pickles, and ouzo. The word appears in The Ecclesiazusae, a satirical comedy by Aristophanes (443-388? BC), an Athenian playwright. In Greek, the word is 170 letters, transliterated into English it is 182 letters. Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiopar aomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonopteke phalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon.

by manic manic manic August 31, 2003

Phallic Icicle

When ejected fluids are left to hang off the end of the penis long enough to oxidise and crisp over, causing icicles of cum to hang from the bellend.

john: i was so tired at the end of a vicious bashing session i passed out.

carl: oh shit, did you wake up with phallic icicles?

john: yeh they were unreal, reached down to my knees

by flangeface March 27, 2011

Phallic Chamber

Where a man stores his man essence. One may use this word in place of the more vulgar ways of saying "Man's Genitals"

"Hey Kevin, how big is your Phallic chamber?"

"Eugh! I hate using such vulgar language to describe male genitals! Thankfully, I can use Phallic chamber as an alternative."

by Pasha D. July 14, 2018

phemme phallic

A woman such a pronounced adam's apple and bulge she could have only at one time been a man.

I thought Sandra was pretty cute, but upon closer examination she turned out to be yet another Phemme Phallic

by Phemme Phallic January 11, 2021

Phallic Fruit Fetish

A "disorder" popularized by gay Quaker performing artist Peterson Toscano in his play "Doin' Time the Homonomo Halfway House" about his time spent as a patient in a Christian residential program to "cure" gay people. Another resident in the program suffered from Phallic Fruit Fetish (or PFF) and had a persistent desire to commit sexual acts with phallically shaped fruits. The problem was alleviated when all phallic shaped fruits were removed from the facility.

Rev. Smid ordered all bananas removed from the house upon learning of a patient's phallic fruit fetish.

by Daniel S. Gonzales September 18, 2006