Pezzy

Pezzy (noun): An even lower form of socio-class than Peasant; a 'pezzy', is a person who indulges in offers of cheap and accessible goods or services, dull and boring systemic living and/or fails to make general good life decisions. A 'pezzy' is also a fairly broad term for someone who does something rude, uneducated, awkward or well-thought out in social situations. Not to be confused with the term 'normy', 'pezzy's' listen to terrible FM commercial radio, usually live on the outskirts of major metropolitan cities and lean towards the lower-socio uneducated economic classes. Pezzy's usually enjoy shopping in the middle aisles at supermarkets, at large suburban shopping centres and fall victim to conforming to mainstream ideals with low awareness or care for cultural enrichment, life-long goals or professional aptitude. A 'pezzy' is someone who freely doesn't mind paying for a lower quality item when clearly a better version is available if one was to think more smartly. This also applies for finding better ways of doing things in life generally speaking. The term 'Pezzy' derives from the sister label of Pez-Dog.

Hahaha, did you hear that pezzy in the lift barking about the top 10 countdown during the New Years Eve fireworks? She was going on about how well the music matched the fireworks display, what a pezzy!

by Davezor85 February 14, 2019

Pezzing

The intensely sensual act of inserting candy into your sweet, sweet lover's tight, tight asshole and joyously eating it out. Optionally, have said lover eat the same candy, very sexually, from your hand at the same time in order to complete the beautiful, eternal, circle of life.

You: Hey, baby, you down for a bit of pezzing this fine Sunday afternoon?

Them: I'm totally into pezzing but you ate the last of the peanut butter cups from my bootyhole yesterday!

You: How about I shove some gummy bears up your ass instead?
Them: Oooo I like gummy bears! Feed me gummy bears while I squeeze some of them out into your mouth!
Both(high fiving): Pezzing is the shit!

by McBumbersnazzle July 11, 2021

pezsimist

Someone who expects the worst of their PEZ dispenser, or always thinks it is half empty

Fred didn't like to share his candy, always being a pezsimist

by kenjamd December 3, 2010

Pozzih

- Exaggerated pronunciation of the word "Pussy"
- Also means being fearful, scared or coward.

He didn't fight back, he's such a pozzih!

by qaiga May 3, 2017

Pezzhead

The greatest underground UK rapper out there. No doubtzz.

Person: Oi bruv, have you heard dat new pezzhead?
Other Person: I CAN'T LOOK AWAY, I WAN ALL DA PAIN YUH

by haelo January 31, 2021

PEZbian

A sexuality where you are so deeply in love with the candy, PEZ, that you would literally marry it.

Jack: "I'm thinking about asking Gina to the prom."

Jim: "Good luck, man. She's a PEZbian."

by Turpinator February 24, 2010

Pazzing Out

Pazzing Out is half spazzing out and half passing out, hence the term 'Pazzing'. It is when your simply in your own little world yet you are disorientated and don't know whats going on.

Ian : FML i've not done Mr. Barnaby's Latin homework!
Ed : Yeah me neither!
Ian : I'm pazzing out so bad right now!
Ed : Touche...

by Wolba November 8, 2011