Petunia

It is simply another word for a dick.

Your such a fucking petunia!

by Not a petunia October 13, 2016

aww petunia.

a word that you use when you are not satisfied.

i wreaked my truck.
-aww petunia.

by Brooke Wright. November 23, 2009

Watering the Petunias

When a gentleman or lady decides to please themselves via means of intense masturbation or various other forms of sexual stimuli. Not to be confused with milking the cow, no-watering the petunias implies a good deal of artistry involved in the process of satisfying one's desires.

Gentleman 1: Good day to you, sir. You look to be a man about town, as they say, are you not?

Gentleman 2: Indeed I am, but after 9:30 I retire to my chambers to engage in prolonged sessions of watering the petunias.

by GodOvGrindcore March 28, 2011

pumping the petunia

bow chicka bow wow

pumping the petunia

by henryapelian look it up September 11, 2011

petunia

An adjective to describe someone who is a bit "off". Worse than a geek but better than a retard. Also can be used to describe a blatant homosexual.

I saw Clay Aiken walking down in the village yesterday....what a petunia!

by Jammer69 May 18, 2005

Petukis

The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.

Petukis is oozing with deliciousness!

by YoungGenna September 4, 2021

Petulia

Girls name coined in a foreign film 'Petulia' about an attractive, wealthy socialite whose compassion for an injured Mexican boy and her own relentless efforts to leave her husband, reveal the complex sourcthe e of her motives. Petulia is a beautiful and strong upper class woman who is determined to escape the secrets of her oppressed personal life. The Doctor falls for Petulia, and her story is revealed.

Also adapted in a song about a beautiful attractive woman by The Kooks, "Petulia" as written by Luke Pritchard, Tony Hoffer. is about an irresistable woman and the man who falls for her.

She's in my blood again, Petulia
Petulia, Let's make a wish

by moviebuff May 7, 2013