Petey Pablo

an ugly mutha that made the hit song freek-a-leek

A: there go Petey Pablo!
B: oooh he ridin clean too
C: yea...i dont like that mutha fucka

by TipsyMa4Lyfe June 7, 2004

Petey Stokoe

A derogatory slang used to insult an unsavory character. Originally founded by a group of close friends, petey stokoe, a young man from Chile, was always the village idiot or the laughing stock of the group. Eventually, an insult arose from the midst. Petey possesses an unusually large melon and a stupid face.

Prips: Look at that petey stokoe, what a bumbling idiot.

Tiko: Yes i concur, his head is huge and theres no way he's smarter than a mentally challenged dutchman.

by Zoran Bozac November 1, 2007

petey

the most amazing boyfriend he will make sure you are okay and he is really into you he wont cheat or hurt you but he is easily hurt himself

damn thats petey ohh hes yours your so lucky

by jofgbiwragy9wr February 26, 2017

Petey the Dog

The act of taking your poo covered finger and rubbing a brown circle around the eye of your lover. Like the Dirty Sanchez but involving the right eye of your lover instead of their upper lip.

Bonus points if you say "Darla, do you love me?" afterwards. Extra bonus is she says "Yes!"

She was really special and deserved something to remember me by, so I gave her Petey the Dog.

by Alfalfa August 3, 2004

petey pipe

A clear hollow device that has a bulb with a hole- (commonly referred to as a carborator)-in it at one end and a connecting tube that extends outward from it, and is commonly used for the smoking of methamphetamines.

Hey George, load up the petey pipe with some of that ice.

by Daryl Moore September 15, 2006

Petey Pounds

A fat kid, who usually is one of the popular kids.
The Ladies love him, and he's always drunk for some reason. He loves to show his belly and make fun of people. And on occasion he smacks a bitch. He worships fat comics and rappers like Chris Farley and Biggie...that sums it up.

Yo Petey Pounds Just Beat Down Another Girl

Did you hear Petey Pounds rapping?

Petey's Poundin em' Down

by Jesus` June 12, 2008

speedy petey

The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.

I was fucking this crank whore with my "speedy petey"

by Leeking 420 January 1, 2017