pedifile van

Those big vans that are bigger then mini vans and have big windows in them with blinds. Also they can be just normal vans that look like crap and might also be know as a beaner van because it has a window gone and a plastic bag duct taped to replace it. The guy driving the van either has on a wifebeater, a mulet, untied boots with pant legs tucked into them, dark aviaters, a trench coat without a shirt underneath or a combination of.

Did you see that pedifile van? I was afraid somebody would jump out and rape me.

or

Fucking vans, only pedifiles drive them.

by Teeta January 25, 2008

Pedifile

A file specially designed for use on the foot.

I got a Pedifile for my mom so she could shave off her grotesque corns.

by Tony Kirby November 28, 2010

pedifile

when you are 19 and you fuck a 15 year old your friends might call you a pedifile.

"biz, did you really fuck a 15 year old, wow your a pedifile

by joe peppe April 15, 2008

Petafile

A file on the computer regarding PETA(People for the Eating of Tasty Animals).

You should email me that petafile with recipes for cooking dog meat in it.

by Fishyeater May 2, 2006

Petifilious

The act of being abnormally creepy.

That man looks very petifilious.

by Lace and Lexers January 12, 2012

Petefile

A man or woman who is mainly attracted to men called "Pete".

Person A: Did you hear about Ella? This is the fourth relationship in a row she's had with someone called Pete.
Person B: Do you think she may be a Petefile?
Person A: Sure looks like it.

by stefanvh February 28, 2019

pedifile

17 year old guys that talk to more than 1 girl who are all under 15

donnie is such a pedifile

by heeeeeeeeeybaby October 14, 2008