Peter Parker

Whos petter parker?

Bob: Why is everyone asking about peter parker

Jerry: Who even is that?

by FruitBatz March 19, 2022

Peter Parker

An unkown person

Person 1: "Omg, its Peter Parker!"
Person 2: "Who's that?"

by Itsbritneyb!tches April 1, 2022

Peter Parker

The sexiest bitch to walk this planet.

Peter Parker? Oh yh, he’s sexy.

by plskillmenow May 15, 2021

Peter Parker

A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.

Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!

by Dr. Roger Hans, urologist May 30, 2006

Peter Parker

A man blows his load up someone's ass, and then forces them to squirt it back out. This is all done in front of the american flag.

Tim gave Vicki a Peter Parker. It was not a pretty sight.

by TheMungDugglers February 27, 2010

The Peter parker

The act of a man ejaculating in his hand and flicking it in his woman's face like a spider web.

Dude I did the Peter Parker on that girls face lastnight!

by Sweaty Petty March 14, 2023

Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.

James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.

by monkeyd3128 March 1, 2012