purplexed

cofused about something

i was purplexed by the words in the textbook.

by 007ruthify June 26, 2007

Purplexed

The state of confusion arising from logging into the Purple Board after a brief absence, and not knowing what anyone is talking about.

Mark is always purplexed on the Purple Board.

by Pezzer1 July 11, 2009

perplexion

The state you are in when perplexed.

We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before passing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“Funny guys.”
He sees we’re not laughing.
“I’m in perplexion. Who was that?” asks Harry with a baffled expression.
I check the cell and the line’s dead.

Excerpt from chapter 29 of "Sixteen stories, no pets" by C.J. Beck

by C.J. Beck, author of novel 'Spiked' April 25, 2006

perplexicon

-noun, from the English perplex and lexicon
1. Collectively, all words with which one is familiar but is unable to define.

2. Words that one would commonly be expected to know based on his or her education or socio-economic class but does not.
3. Particular words, generally of an erudite nature, which one finds perpetually befuddling despite previous attempts to ascertain their meaning.

"No matter how many times I look up fecundity in the dictionary, it always seems to slip back into my perplexicon by the time I next encounter it."

"Four years of college and I all I have to show for it is a massively inflated perplexicon!"

by $exy Lexy March 20, 2010

Perplexion

An perplexing erection -- a boner for which there is no clear source.

Genji's perplexion in line at the grocery drew the attention of the little boy nearby.

by blotngh22 June 23, 2010

perplexed gloat

Weird flex

It's a perplexed gloat however tolerable

by Please.Stp December 9, 2018

Perplexecles

God of Confusion, Controler of all Lizard minions.

Perplexecles threw the frog into the airlock, and after exclaiming "You'll never be a Lizard!" decompressed the chamber.

by Royce September 27, 2003