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Pennsylvania Porcupine

The classic act of growing out your pubic hair to it's full capacity. Then, using extreme amounts of hair-gel, spiking the pubic hair into several sharp points. Finally culminating in doggy-style sex and jamming your sharp pube spikes in the chick/dude's butt-hole.
Man 1: "Hey, why are you buying all that hair gel? You have a shaved head.

Man 2: "Because I'm gonna give your sister a Pennsylvania Porcupine tonight"
by snakedog69 December 15, 2009
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Pennsylvania Pull Out

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pull Out, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
by P. Fanelli December 15, 2008
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Pennsylvania Panty Pisser

When a female assumes the position of riding a cack and, prior to insertion, begins to urinate. At this point the penis is inserted in hopes of the urine splashing into the face of the male.
Donald was excited when Porsche mentioned the possibility of performing a Pennsylvania Panty Pisser.
by 6Roger Rabbit8 October 18, 2009
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Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting

When a chick with a is performing oral sex and her larger than normal nose penetrates the anus.
Both Lee and Aunt Sue loved swinging with Angela. Her nose was made Pennsylvania Mud Harvesting that they both were hooked for life
by PastorPapi August 10, 2019
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Pennsylvania pancake

30 or more Amish people having an orgy in a pool full of maple syrup
My Amish friends at school were talking about the Pennsylvania pancake they were a part of over the weekend
by dementedmitch March 4, 2015
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Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher

A deviant sexual maneuver involving a man and another individual (man or woman) who is adequately proportioned. The man, after returning from his local KFC, will proceed to pour large amounts of brown gravy across the body of his spherical partner. After waiting several hours for the gravy to solidify, the man inserts his penis into the love handles of his chosen mate and a pinching effect will occur.

The obese partner's willingness to consume the gravy and or the ejaculatory substance of the male partner in question is optional.
Jon gave Jared a Pennsylvania Pickle Pincher, but the two neglected to return home to perform the maneuver. They have been banned from KFC ever since.
by Decoy<3Vezal January 12, 2010
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Pennsylvania Chest Burner

To rip off somebody's nipples, then proceed to put rubbing alchohol on the open flesh wounds.
Hey man, wanna play some Twister?
I'll just give you a pennsylvania chest burner instead.
by MorbidlyObeseAlbert December 4, 2010
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