Penis Fly Trap

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing

"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."

by FireMuncher June 3, 2018

The Penis fly trap

The penis fly trap is one of the worst things to befall on modern man. The penis fly trap is a defense mechanism used by women who are either frigid or just cruel. During the build up to the long awaited intercourse to escape the blue balls you've been afflictive with. Seconds before insertion The female states, 'actually I don't feel like it.' Now you have a rock hard catch of the day between your legs , With no where to go it just hangs there. trapped and dishearten it returns to the depths of whence it came. Ladies and gentleman I give you The Penis fly trap!

Guy 1: Dude I'm going to have to break up with her .

Guy 2: why, she giving you blue balls again?

Guy 1: worse, she used the penis fly trap!

Guy 2: dude she's like starlin dump her

by Benbo swaggings May 15, 2016

Penis Fly Trap

huge vagina, piercings, black hair, dick munch, did I mention you could fly an airplane through her vagina?

Ew, look at that danknasty Penis Fly Trap that just walked by.

by Team Fantastic. June 3, 2010

Penis Fly Trap

A very tight vagina that just might leave marks on your penis.

I'm limping because of my girlfriend's Penis Fly Trap. I really should have either used more lube or just said no.

by Clive Hyde July 26, 2014

Penis Fly Trap

A painful occurance that takes place when one's penis gets caught in one's fly.

(Most common when going "commando" and/or when "pissing" standing up).

Two Pissing guys:

Guy 1: GAAAAHHH!

Guy 2: What happened, man?

Guy 1: Penis Fly Trap!

Guy 2: Haha, that blows for you!

...

Guy 2: GAAAHH!

by timeoddplace July 16, 2011

penis-fly trap

Penis-Fly Trap

Nicole is a Penis-Fly Trap, she catches almost as much dick as she does flies with that stanky ole cooter.

by The catch January 18, 2022

Penis Fly Trap

Laying down, an unwashed phallus is used to lure in flies. Foreskin is pulled back waiting for flies to land. When they are in place the foreskin is quickly pulled back over the knob trapping flies within.

Laying back, penis in hand hoping to catch these flies with my penis fly trap.

by J Archer March 27, 2024