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Pehoto

-one who always writes penis on other peoples stuff
-a god
"dude john is such a fucking pehoto he wrote penis on my arm today"

"i believe that pehoto created the world"
by GrahamSmith93 December 28, 2008
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Pehoto

the main god of pehotoism, a religion that's mainly centered in california but that has some missions and temples all around the world
or
someone who likes to write penis on other peoples arms
"those people are pehotoists, they worship pehoto"
or
"that pehoto just wrote penis on my arm!"
by Bill Meadows December 28, 2008
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Pehoto

Peh-HOEtoe:
1. A person who goes around writing "Penis" or "Pen 15" on other people's stuff. Often preceded by "Big."
2. A Greek god. (Also known as Big Pehoto or the Big Pehoto in the Sky.) The religion of Pehotoism (founded by Ben Cook and inspired by the visions of Mark Carlson) is dedicated to the worship of Pehoto.
3. "Chief Big Pehoto" is the title of Pehotoism's head priest (currently Ben Cook).
4. Some people believe that the concept of Pehoto is too great to be confined to one definition. For those people, Pehoto can have an infinite number of different definitions. For others, Pehoto transcends mere definition, and can have no definition.

N0TE: Pehoto does NOT mean "penis" in any language. Many people make that mistake. It is in fact extremely offensive to most Pehotoists to suggest that their god is a penis.
1. "Graham is a big pehoto- he always invites Aaron to join the pen15 club."
2. "I worship the Big Pehoto in the sky because Ben Cook converted me to Pehotoism."
3. "Ben Cook is currently Chief Big Pehoto."
4. Person 1: "I don't get it- what does Pehoto mean?"
Person 2: "Pehoto can mean whatever you want it to mean."
Person 3: "Actually, I believe that Pehoto transcends mere definition."
Person 1: "Huh?"
by Fred O'Beckon December 26, 2008
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Pehdtsckjmba

1. A meandering course, seemingly devoid of reason, but based upon a logical idea.

2. A term invented by Tom Waits for his 2008 tour press conference video. It began as an acronym for the cities on his U.S. tour list, and became the 'guiding word' of the tour.
We'll be taking a pehdtsckjmba across the country this summer, and we'll be zig-zagging coast to coast.
by Frank Rider December 6, 2009
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pehenist

زن سالار jerk فمنیست غرغرو
If you don't accept men rights in society you are a pehenist.
by Feredy February 5, 2020
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pehndu

an urdu/hindi word describing an idiot
M:OHHH SHREE YOU R A PEHNDU

S:OH YOU SALI KUTTI
by SHREE AND MEZ AND GRACEE November 26, 2009
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Pehenist

Ignore that bitch she is a pehenist
by Mahnaz jafari February 5, 2020
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