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Possibly convenient payment site, but often forgets that your logging in on the same device you made the account, then proceeds to lock you out.
Paypal needs better customer service (much like everything).
PayPal by ChristhegeekHD November 3, 2021
The definition of bad customer service and not giving a fuck because of its market monopoly.
Never use Paypal it's the definition of bad customer service and not giving a fuck because of its market monopoly.
PayPal by Gekko3506 December 1, 2021

paypal'd 

(1) Past tense of transitive verb "to paypal", i.e., to make a secure online transaction through electronic payment service Paypal.

(2) An excited utterance to proclaim on a music-obsessed web message board such as TermBo that you have already purchased a very recently announced new record, cassette, or other limited-availability merchandise item. This may be perceived by the poster to earn cred points especially if they reply "paypal'd!" within mere minutes of the original announcement being posted by the merchandiser.
(Def. 1)
Original thread post (posted mm/dd/yyyy at 2:00 pm):
I am now taking limited pre-orders for the new one-sided 12-inch EP by River of Electrocuted Slugs, featuring three original songs and their absolutely bonkers cover of "Chromosome Damage" by Chrome. Described by hot-shit bloggers as "the dystopic-dance/synthpunk answer to Electric Eels, or like a Beefheart-damaged Nervous Gender." Limited to 400, the first 100 orders will be on white/green splatter vinyl with an etching on side blank. No multiple orders, please. $13 ppd in USA...paypal funds to bluntsleazy (AT) xxxxx (DOT) com. International orders and distros, get in touch at same address.

first reply (posted mm/dd/yyyy at 2:01 pm):
PAYPAL'D!

(Def. 2)
Post A: "Halfway across the country on tour, my balls were itching so bad, but then it just sorta stopped, but then I smelled these gnarly fumes the next time I sat for a ruthless duke, and I was like...whoa...WTF is this filmy cocoon around my balls? It looked and felt just like Vic's Vapo-Rub! Some kinda white/gray viscous sebaceous secretion. But whatever, man...I was just glad that the pain of that itching was over. So as I sit here typing this to you now, I'm thinking of scraping this off and saving it for later.

Post B: "This sounds like the answer to my needs last time Drippy Kids went on tour. Save some for me, too, please!"

Post C: "Paypal'd!"
paypal'd by DJ Rick May 20, 2010

paypal whore

A person that invites people for certain sexual activies on the internet and then scams then when the money has gone through by not keeping to there end of the bargain.
'dont talk to Cyberchick_2000'
'why not ?'
'she is a cheating paypal whore who will rob you'
paypal whore by Jason K February 6, 2005

paypal walk of shame 

The act of paying for something that you drunkenly bought on eBay.
I got a couple beers in me and bid on a George Michael LP, now I have to do the Paypal walk of shame.
paypal walk of shame by gulliblezine September 7, 2010

PayPal parity 

When the exchange rate of your currency with another (generally U.S. Dollar) has reached a point where it is at or above parity, taking into account the exchange fee which PayPal (or a credit institution) collects -- approximately 3%. This is significant when shopping online across the border.
The Canadian dollar's just dipped below PayPal parity! It's only worth $1.011 USD now.
PayPal parity by zeeroid August 8, 2011