tough patooties

Sarcastic, similar to "deal with it", or "tough luck".

(1) And I've bored you to death, but tough patooties, cause I love talking about myself. I'm self-centered, as if you couldn't already tell.

(2) As my dad used to say, tough patooties. Here, as the dissenters in Bush v. Gore noted, the courts are taking the next logical step on the equal protection...

(3) If I missed you this week, tough patooties. This stuff is hard!

by hmakav November 28, 2006

patootie

a sweetheart, or someones sweetheart.

Justin is Wendee's patootie.

by Justin Souvannasane July 26, 2005

mootie patootie

i call my mutuals or friends on tiktok mootie patootie mostly @michealaftonsfave on tiktok 🥺

"mootie patootie what is this"

by glamcockfreddy February 26, 2022

Patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute itself has to morph into something cuter, thus cutie patootie was born
A.k.a. Calinouwx

Calinouwx is the patootiest

by Mowglinouwx November 14, 2014

Cold patootie tango

The act of making love to a frigid, sexless woman, who doesn't interact or seem to be enjoying herself and just lays there.

Man, Cindy was acting right cold patootie tango last night! Either she's pissed at me or we're breaking up in the not too distant future.

by MuckyPup October 24, 2011

cutie patootie

someone or something so cute that the word cute isn't enough and has to morph into something cuter

She's such a cutie patootie

by gadde June 20, 2011

Patootie Tang

1) A wide set vagina
2) Smelly vaginal area

Kistyn: That was an awesome concert Paige! I be sweatin.
Paige: Damn Kristyn your patootie tang got some stank on it!

by Laurion April 21, 2007