Joe Parkin

A big muscular man with a thicc dumptruck ass, Everyone love a joe parkin because he is hot and has a huge cock

"I wanna fuck joe parkin"

by Ginobardoin February 17, 2021

Jurassic Parkin

When playing bass extremely loud usually from subwoofers in a vehicle creating a thud loud enough to ripple water as seen in the movie Jurassic Park.

Yo we goin to this side show or what?

Yea lemme finish hookin up my system so I'll be "Jurassic Parkin" the fuck outta my whip.

by Shiesty76 May 08, 2012

Parkin Glot

A special type of well actually man that you find teaching English in SEA countries. This person cannot discern whether a word is compound or made up of two separate words despite having obtained an undergrad degree. His interests are typically very generic in taste such as anime, bukowski, and canned beer. His past times include smoking malboro reds, blogging on blogger or wordpress, and walking around walmart at 3am with his friends.

Have you made any friends at the school you're teaching at? Naw the other teacher is a Parkin Glot.

by osuiqueue January 09, 2020

Casey Parkins

A bandwagon who tries to play basketball

Casey Parkins has been hopping on the Warriors bandwagon train so now he tries to be like curry .

by Billyfrotallahasee May 22, 2016

Ball Parkin'

Much similar to a "Dick Pic" Ball Parkin' is the act of sending a sexualized meme of your ballsack to another individual.

Kek, James just sent me him Ball Parkin' with his friend!

by iGinger February 06, 2017

Parkin Deer

A unique and funny way to announce that you have to use the bathroom or you just farted
May also be linked to the assumption that "Deer Park" bottled water may have traces of actual Deer droppings in it

Took ya long enough, what were ya doin, parkin deer?

by D-Llamas May 18, 2011