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fart perfume

When you walk into an area where someone just farted, and you feel as if you have walked into a cloud of perfume. The odour is so bad that you believe the smell will stay, similar to perfume.
John: (farts)

Jane: (walks through fart) Dammit John! Now I have your fart perfume all over me!
by blissillusion October 27, 2009
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perfume

A gift which is commonly given to a recent girlfriend to show that the man is sensitive. However, this does tend to fail especially when one uses this method to gain chances to score with the subject or the subject's mother.
Mark: Hey, Akhim told me Kathy hasn't talked to him since he dropped off that perfume at her house.
Joe: Well Mark, now you got a reason to tell Akhim why you've been sleeping with her for the past months
Mark: cuz I'm an leet sauce!
by Arthur Lewis Vandelay December 5, 2004
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candy perfume girl

A loose woman, more accurately, a prostitute. Comes from the fact that they wear cheap sweet perfume.
I'm so lonely I might call me a candy perfume girl tonight.
by Raylit September 15, 2009
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Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.
You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.
by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011
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Purfume Bath

When someone farts opens the shower, sticks there butt in farts then runs.
How was your Purfume Bath?
Damn that stinks!!!!!!!!!1
by beanie B**** March 25, 2011
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perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other
Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.
by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014
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Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.
Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!
by Vinderex January 7, 2018
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