Paralyphobia

The fear or phobia of paralyzation or numbness.

Doctor: You have been diagnosed with paralyphobia. We'll need to numb you to re-test that
Patient: NO!!!

by tartyman May 24, 2022

pee paragraphs

Point, evidence, explanation, repeat. The bane of every British student alive. They are there to complicate every poem, book and script ever created by making you imagine what the writer didn't mean by using a word.

PEE Paragraphs ... The writer described the curtains as "blue" because it has connotations of life and water. NO THE WRITER DESCRIBED THE CURTAINS AS BLUE BECAUSE THEYRE FUCKING BLUE

by Language of the people August 2, 2016

paragraph

a mexican midget

u see that mexican midget hes a paragraph cause hes not quite an essay

by unclecraker February 12, 2004

Paragraph Attack

Use of a large paragraph of text or words to confuse someone whilst evading the original topic of conversation.Mainly used on internet forums , often involving one or many subject changes and commonly referred to as a "Smoke Screen".A good retort against a "Paragraph Attack" is "Beep Beep Reversing"

This guy was completely BS'ing and when confronted he just hit me with a "Paragraph Attack"

by The BS Slayer March 11, 2009

paragraphics

How print designers design websites. Instead of using standard text, they make their paragraphs using large graphics where they can control everything about the type.

Reuben uses paragraphics because he doesn't understand web design.

by jamjam1 June 1, 2009

Pyroglyphic

A combination of the word pyromaniac (someone fascinated by fire) and heiroglyphic (ancient symbols);

Symbols, pictures, or writing made by fire.

That dude Ralff got out his lighter and started to burn a pyroglyphic symbol into the wooden table.

by ChickanNugz August 7, 2010

Paragraph texter

Someone who texts long sentences and finishes texts in paragraphs especially when the other side is not. This, man times causes an unequal power between the paragraph texter and the average person.

If who you're texting:
is making typos and you’re not
is skipping punctuation and you’re not
is skipping capitals and you’re not
is taking a long time to reply and you’re not
is responding to your long, well-written emails with much shorter responses

Then you're a paragraph texter to them.
That's what makes a paragraph texter a paragraph texter.

"Why is Matt a paragraph texter when he knows I'm only going to send him a small message?, It's a waste of time!"

by OHHH, It's JOHN CENA!!!! September 12, 2016