Anthony Padilla

A sooper dooper pooper scooper times infinity no backsies.

Anthony Padilla has a little pickle

by Chichennugg June 27, 2018

Jesus Padilla

Jesus Padilla is an amazing friend. You can always count on Jesus, he is very understanding, he will help you or anyone in anything, he will always be there for you at anytime, he has a great heart, he is very hilarious too. When you meet Jesus you will love him forever. He has a badass,hot, and amazing voice. Jesus is a really fun person you will never get bored of. Jesus will make your mornings, evenings, and nights, the whole day. He is sweet and will make you feel very comfortable when you talk him. Jesus is also short, not that short though. He will always keep a smile in your face. Jesus is just the perfect friend to have. Jesus is also very handsome and very intelligent. If you know Jesus Padilla you should be very thankful to have him. Jesus Padilla is the definition of respect, intelligence, courageous, hilarious, sweet, and handsome.

Girl 1: guess what??

Girl 2: what??

Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.

Girl2: what's his name??

Girl1: Jesus Padilla

by kimHOMIE555 December 21, 2013

A Padilla

an act of douchery, in which one person out of a group will not own up to his or her actions and face the consequences, therefore forcing said consequences onto another person.

Andy threw a ball over the fence, but pulled a padilla forcing me go get it.

Katie spilled her drink but pulled a padilla and walked out, leaving Joey to clean it up.

by formanldl06 July 24, 2009

gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus

a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.

Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.

by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009

Papillon

A sneaky fart that waits patiently, then escapes your anus at just the right moment while you're asleep, often in public places. Based on the hit 1973 prison escape drama starring Steve McQueen.

I was so tired I passed out on the plane and made a Papillon, much to the dismay of the woman next to me.

by Norm Stern June 28, 2016

Human Papillomavirus

See HPV
HPV is a STD that is contracted through anal, oral, or vaginal sex. It can also be transmitted by skin to skin contact.

HPV is the leading and most dangerous STD.

by Shelby Leigh May 19, 2005

jesus padilla

Sexy,could get any chick if we likes a lot.he is funny,freindly knows how to make girls feel good

Jesus Padilla isSexy outgoing funny smart

by Your grandmom December 16, 2013