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Papa John Rape Dick

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When you go into Papa John's and get raped by a pizza.
Friend: Man, it was a Papa John Rape Dick in that party.
Friend2 : that's gross.
by Scurdaumy October 23, 2012
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papa john's

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the place that has the best delivery pizza and has the best tasting thin and thick crust pizza's. unlike pizza hut and domino's the ingredients from papa john's are fresh made.
friend 1: hey man, order some pizza hut or domino's tonight.

Friend 2: hell no man! Those places use out of date ingredients and have bugs in your pizza.

friend 1: alright dude we'll go your way and order papa john's, I've never tried papa john's.

friend 2: hey man, come try some papa john's it's here.

friend 1: (taste's pizza) HOLY SHIT this thin crust pizza is good, and the thick crust is not shabby either.
by McTyre A August 20, 2010
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Papa John Surprise

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Grab a nice big slice of pizza (depending on the size of ur dick), wrap the pizza around ur dick and jack off with it using the pizza sauce and oils as lubricant. Jizz all over the top and feed it to someone.
There's no fucking ranch dressing!!! Oh let me help you, i'll go in the back and make a Papa John Surprise for the best ranch dressing you'll ever dip your fingers in!
by Tyler Rackelsauce March 13, 2008
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if a guy named john has a large penis he can be called papa john
"did you sleep with john last night?"

"yes! he should be named papa john!"
by johnnyboys May 24, 2010
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He's the hypothetical character who is at home "taking care" of your wife/girlfriend while you are away at work or on personal business.
You've been gone from home that long? Well don't worry about her, "Papa John" is keeping your bed warm.
by BigShiggy July 6, 2006
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Big Papa John

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Guy who has lots of sex and rides motorbikes
Bro, you're just like "big papa john"
by lrallis May 27, 2016
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