Rey Palpatine 

Rey's real name but illegally changed her name to Rey Skywalker in that one scene at the end where she was talking to an old person with a 6 eyed camel. Rey then looked at the sun and noticed Palpatine standing there, concerned that her daughter is a dumbass.

Kylo Schmuck: Is that Rey Palpatine?

Old Ass Girl: No, that's Rey

Kylo Schmuck: Rey who?

Old Ass Girl: Rey s k y w a l k e r

Rey Palpatine by Memerviller September 8, 2021

Palpatines

condition of the eyebags so severe that they resemble Emperor Palpatine's. Usually prevalant in the morning after a heavy night of drinking alcohol and not much sleep.

partyed hard last night woke up with a right pair of palpatines for breakfast!

Palpatines by Zhong Yi Herbalist January 6, 2012

emperor palpatine 

the senate

MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.

MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.

PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?

MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.

emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!

emperor palpatine by shrek 6 February 17, 2020

Palpatine 

Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took George's advice on how to assfuck the world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)

world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"

any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"

misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"

the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"

Palpatine by Aztarael August 2, 2006

Palpatinism 

A monotheistic religion in which Palpatine from Star Wars is the one and only god. Believers in Palpatinism tend to believe Palpatine is the real good guy and Rey could have taken his tile of the senate.

Revenge of the Sith is the Palpatinism equivalent of the bible.

Palpatinism by Coolcmr00 May 7, 2020

the palpatine 

Mounting a shock collar on a female partner and shocking her whilst stimulating her anus. The male partner also has to shout "It's treason then!" For effect.

Person: yeah I did the palpatine on my girlfriend yesterday
Person 2 : that's so shocking

the palpatine by Clappedcunt69 December 21, 2018

Emperor Palpatine 

When your girl is jerking you off and you nut in her hand and she slowly moves her hand away from your dick creating a lightning look with your nut.

Dude my girl pulled an emperor palpatine last night.

Emperor Palpatine by Bigdaddyyum January 20, 2020