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Palendar

One of those Calendars that have some sort of motivational quotes on them or that have your fortune on them for every day of the week.
Without my Palendar, i wouldnt know how to get through my day!
by Master Miagi October 8, 2009
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paletas

Spanish for popsicles.

Frozen fruit bars (water or milk base) on a stick. Usually sold by street vendors ala ice cream man.
mami, gimme money to buy paletas!

"paletas!! paletas de agua y leche!! paletas!!" yells the ice cream man.
by m.a.y.r.a. May 26, 2006
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Palinazis

Brown shirts who defend Sarah Palin like the Nazis defended The Third Reich.
The Palinazis attacked anyone who questioned Sarah Palin's qualification to be Vice President.
by Samuel Charles October 22, 2008
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Paulenate

To sexually interact with all bitches, hoes, skanks, sluts,girls,moms,dads, boys, friends, who ever.

to extremely fuck a bitch

after being paulenated, it is likely to have a signature stamp of paulenated across your forehead, in some chase wheel chairs are brought into the situation
Sabrina: omg i cant believe he just paulenated my pussy so hard. I cant even walk..
by The great Paulenator August 23, 2011
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palentine

someone of PAL status at Valentines day, non sexual unless outlaw says so
outlaw is my Palentine
by jackass.ca December 13, 2008
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Paleface

A term used by writers of "Cowboy and Indian" movies generally spoken to define a white person. However, it is not known if this word was used by Native Americans in real-life.
Native American: How, paleface!
White guy: Will you trade your furs for my shiny guns?
by whoabaybay August 3, 2007
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Palinated

When you have such a moment of total stupidity that you forget to breath and can only wink as you babble..."You Betcha, Golly, and I'm a HONKY MOM...I mean Hokey Mom...or was it Hockey Mom"
"As for that VP talk all the time, I'll tell you, I still can't answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the VP does every day?" --Sarah Palin, interview with CNBC's "Kudlow & Co", July 2008

"As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where– where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border." --Sarah Palin, explaining why Alaska's proximity to Russia gives her foreign policy experience, interview with CBS's Katie Couric, Sept. 24, 2008

"Well, let's see. There's -- of course -- in the great history of America rulings there have been rulings." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a Supreme Court decision she disagreed with other than Roe vs. Wade, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

"All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years." --Sarah Palin, unable to name a single newspaper or magazine she reads, interview with Katie Couric, CBS News, Oct. 1, 2008

"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." --Sarah Palin, speaking at a fundraiser in San Francisco, Oct. 5, 2008

"I'll try to find you some and I'll bring them to you." --Sarah Palin, asked by Katie Couric to cite specific examples of how John McCain has pushed for more regulation in his 26 years in the Senate, CBS interview, Sept. 24, 2008

"Pray for our military men and women who are striving to do what is right. Also, for this country, that our leaders, our national leaders, are sending soldiers out on a task that is from God. That's what we have to make sure that we're praying for, that there is a plan and that that plan is God's plan." –Sarah Pailn, on the Iraq war, speaking to students at the Wasilla Assembly of God, June 2008

"Oh my GAWD, My head is imploding, I have been PALINATED !!!!!"
by DarkestBride February 20, 2009
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