Rey's real name but illegally changed her name to Rey Skywalker in that one scene at the end where she was talking to an old person with a 6 eyed camel. Rey then looked at the sun and noticed Palpatine standing there, concerned that her daughter is a dumbass.
Kylo Schmuck: Is that Rey Palpatine?
Old Ass Girl: No, that's Rey
Kylo Schmuck: Rey who?
Old Ass Girl: Rey s k y w a l k e r
Old Ass Girl: No, that's Rey
Kylo Schmuck: Rey who?
Old Ass Girl: Rey s k y w a l k e r
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Get the Palantine Bridge, Ny mug.MACE WINDU: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.
MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.
PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.
emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!
MACE WINDU and the other JEDI ignite their lightsabers.
PALPATINE: Are you threatening me, Master Jedi?
MACE: The Senate will decide your fate.
emperor palpatine: (burst of anger) I am the Senate!
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Get the emperor palpatine mug.Greatest villain ever, took on Yoda in single combat and won, turned Luke Skywalker into a whining screaming bitch, nearly wiped out the entire rebellion, came back to life using clones at least 3 times, Subjugated an entire galaxy by himself, enslaved all the wookiees (yes, thats spelled right) and could show up Hitler, Mussolini, Yamamoto, and Stalin up in any game of risk even if they all teamed up and took George's advice on how to assfuck the world. Our president's role model and mine as well --definately a BAMF
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)
Kim Jong Il should take some notes
(also makes an appearance on Robot Chiken)
world leaders,"hey! wtf! why are there star detroyers in orbit and Stormtroopers trashing out cities!"
any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"
misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"
the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"
any sober person," aww fuck! Palpatine sent his BAMF general Samuel L Jackson to kick our monkey asses!"
misguided and uninformed,"why dont we just fight back?"
the sober,"psshhh why dont you bend over and hand your new emperor the lube"
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