The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.
"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"
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Pating is short for a pathetic person. The term was first used in the suburbs of Oslo and is now a widely used term. It's not quite as offensive as actually telling someone that they're a pathetic person, and is commonly used among friends when they do something stupid or short-minded. Pating may be shortened with a simple "P".
Example one:
To friends are walking down the street when suddenly one of them trips in his own laces.
Friend 1: Haha, you're such a pating!
Friend 2: Gaaaah, I know... I'm nothing more than a P...
Example 2:
You're walking down the street and suddenly see a dude with his pants stuffed in his tennis socks.
"Wow, that's a pating"
To friends are walking down the street when suddenly one of them trips in his own laces.
Friend 1: Haha, you're such a pating!
Friend 2: Gaaaah, I know... I'm nothing more than a P...
Example 2:
You're walking down the street and suddenly see a dude with his pants stuffed in his tennis socks.
"Wow, that's a pating"
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Get the Pating mug.Many mortals are familiar with The mighty Clock Spider, defeator of Limecat, who once was photographed behind a clock. Most mortals think that Clock Spider is the supreme Huntsman Spider Deity. Little do they know that another mighty Spider indeed exists and that the balance of power in the heavens is also underlined and influenced by...
THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.
With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.
Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.
Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?
Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?
THE CHEESY HOTEL PAINTING SPIDER.
With uncanny agility, the spider can flatten itself to the wall and scurry with such speed that the Earth's rotation speed at the equator increased by 0.1 Km/h to its current speed of 1,669.8 km/h.
Within minutes, global warming increased, icebergs begin to melt, and Al Gore's book sales increased by 23% causing riots in every major city in the world because if he was right about that, maybe he was also correct about Manbearpig.
Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to once and for all defeat Limecat?
Or... w Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?
The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider is know to become violent upon hearing the catchphrase "But Wait There's More" on the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set infomercial.
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Get the painting the toilet mug.I got home from work the other day and was feeling pretty rowdy so I took a chance at painting the wife's closet.
by Bus doctor January 23, 2015
Get the Painting the wife's closet mug.Michael turned up to work complaining of a panting puppy as he had finished a pre-work wank that morning
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