Padlock

A girl, who is gonna be your home. She is the sweetest and most beautiful pookie ever. Yall will be best friends for life, and nothing can get in between yalls friendship. If you ever meet a Padlock, hold on to her and never let her go.

Person 1: Padlock is twerking

Person 2: Mommy Malibu , what is other mommy doing

Person 3: Padlock has become an alpha dont mind her

by Rickysnecktatoo December 30, 2023

The Padlock

The padlock is when a person inserts their own penis into their own asshole. Thus becoming a human padlock.

Mike's dick got stuck in his butt hole again last night , he needs to use more lube when he is preforming the padlock.

by Narcolepc August 25, 2023

Piss-Padlock

This is an act of true bros/breddas/homies/dons who are comfortable around eachother's gential areas.

It requires two individuals one of which is urinating (preferably male) and the other individual forming a "padlock" around the stream of piss consisting of their thumb and forefinger. Upon completion of this, the phrase "Bun You!" should be exclaimed by both participants to confirm the ritual complete. This will be the formation of an unbreakable bond.

"Did you hear Jack and Gichael did a Piss-Padlock together?"
"No way haha, that's so like Jack"
"I know right"

by tjtinny January 20, 2021

Dirty Padlock

A dirty padlock is similar to a dirty protest but its traditionally used at festivals where festival goers will smear faeces on their own tent to stop their belongings being stolen.

Tarquin that crusty over there has smeared s**t on his tent... Oh that's a dirty padlock Georgina.

by han.han.han April 14, 2022