parkour

parkour is just getting from point A-B as quick as possible

"I do pk."
"What`s pk?"
"Parkour"

by Anubite July 2, 2007

Parkour

You know, that thing where people run around jumping off shit and they call it a sport.

Person 1: "What do they call it when dick bags run around jumping off shit and they call it a sport?"

Person 2: "Who could be that much of a wanker to call such a silly activity a sport?"

Person 1: "Hippies n' shit."

Person 1: "Oh, fuck, now I know what you mean: It's called 'parkour'. It must be French for 'being a dick' or 'being a wanker'. I get my French nouns and verbs mixed-up sometimes."

hippies dick bag

by Kizzmasterflash March 8, 2014

Parkour

Basically, its getting from point A to point B as fast as you can. This would involve vaulting over rails, running up walls, jumping long distance, etc.

Some guy took my wallet and started running, so I did parkour to catch him.

by Pyromancer May 16, 2015

Parkour

A base jumping activity that requires an individual to get to Point A to Point B as quickly and as creative as possible.

My trainer said that parkour can teach you discipline.

by Bobojizz September 3, 2018

Parkour

An activity for arrogant idiots who show no concern for the general public at large. Usually involves trespassing into someone else’s private property, and performing some asinine string of stunts until severe injury or death. Similar to skateboarding, but with no skateboard, so is therefore utterly pointless.

I know a dude who says he does “Parkour”. Seems like a desperate douche.

by Diaper8 March 8, 2023

Parkour

An exuse for a bunch of running and jumping and being able to not get in trouble

Guy1: hey let's go do some parkour.
Guy2: yes I always wanted an exuse for jumping and running! Let's go

by Minemonkey9999 December 14, 2014

Parkour

The French term for “Code Lazar”

Bro 1 “Do you do parkour?”
Bro 2 “You mean use?”
Bro 1 “What?”
Bro 2 “Do I use code lazar?”
Bro 1 “Oh yeah! Do you?”
Bro 2 “Yeah. Only retards don’t”

by John Fiddleton April 23, 2019