oyster

Slang for OxyContin.

Yo man, if i don't get some oysters tonight, i'm gonna flip out.

by Mike September 22, 2006

Oyster

phlem

I hoked a fat oyster a spit it in D's face.

by Alan October 19, 2003

Oyster

When you cum in your pants while they are still on making a sloppy stank cookie in ya trousers!!!!

O Shit Bon Qui Qui! I just came in my fuckin' pants cuz susie was grinding on my cane pole and i fucked the shit out of my zipper!Oyster!!!!

by Fuckin'Retards April 26, 2010

Oyster

Big thing that looks like a big booger

I have a oyster in my nose.

by Bob naget July 25, 2005

oyster

Rhyming slang for retard

Oyster = Oyster Card = Retard

Antony, you're a total fucking oyster.

I can't believe how much of an oyster that Antony is.

by Pinko_Commie May 22, 2007

oyster

To stick your tongue in someone's nose during sex. (Like French kissing, but further north.)

When he started oystering me, I got so hot I shot my load.

by Cuervo February 06, 2004

Diving for Oysters

Cunnilingus. Deep oral sex with a female on the receiving end. Generally excludes the clitoris and other external genitalia, focusing on the vaginal canal itself.

Yikes, I can't feel my tongue. I should probably stop diving for oysters so often.

by Cic July 17, 2013