Lian yu Oysters

Human testicles, served with a light dash of salt.

Kyle - I live on an island in the north China sea called Lian yu, its mandarin for purgatory. It's basically a living hell where I have learned how to survive by doing whatever necessary.
Normal Person - isn't that where Lian yu Oysters are made?

by Chaz Stones March 22, 2020

prairie oysters

Prairie Oysters are calf or bull testicles.

Proceed with caution when considering ordering the "prairie oysters".

by Joan Henderson June 26, 2006

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Bull testicles.

Dwight: "Colorado specialty -- Rocky Mountain Oysters"
Michael: "Wow, those do not taste like oysters."
Dwight: "That's because they're not Oysters. They're bull testicles! I cut them off fresh this morning!"

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by IronicMushroom December 30, 2015

outback oysters

An Australian delicacy; sheep or kangaroo balls. Probably used more to scare tourists than as actual food.

"Shall we throw a couple of outback oysters on the barbie for you, mate?"

by j-ster September 2, 2006

rake oysters

To place one's scrotum (and testicles) into another's mouth.

The slut from Pennsylvania likes to rake oysters in New Jersey.

by Emf November 9, 2008

Mountain oysters

Bulls nuts... broiled and full of warm splooge

That redneck over there is sucking on mountain oysters!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

Prairie Oysters

Bull testicles that are battered, then fried. Often enjoyed at special occasions, bars, or brandings.

Man, that branding was loads of fun, and the prairie oysters really hit the spot!

by Jessimaca June 22, 2007